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Some Of The Top 10 Things I Want To Do In My Life:

1) Walk through the McDonald's drive-through.

2) Ask a waiter/waitress for a glass of diet water.

3) Walk through a store on a warm sunny day with an umbrella and raincoat and scream "AHH, ITS RAINING!!!"

4) Place one grape on the conveyor belt at a grocery store and just watch it slowly get all the way down to the cash register. Then pick it up, eat it, and slowly walk away.

5) Go to Walmart, and when a worker asks if they can help you, start crying and say "Why don't you guys just ever leave me alone!?!?!?!"

6) Hide in a clothing rack at a store, and when people walk by shout "Pick ME! Pick ME!!".

7) Walk up to a worker at a store, and in a very serious tone say "We have a Code 3 in the Warehouse out back". When they are confused, start screaming "GO, GO GO!! ITS A CODE 3"! And then run around screaming.

8) When you hear something being announced throughout a store (on the loud speaker things), crawl into a ball on the floor and shout "Ahh!! It's the voices again!! They're everywhere!!!"

9) Throw coins at a large group of people at the mall. Then slowly start to follow them and continue to throw more.

10) Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE FREAKIN' RAINBOW!"

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