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And to get ready for the day,
He: Walks to the shower, and walks out after five minutes.
She: Hits the snooze button, and then after a couple minutes comes to realization she's qoinq to be late and ran to the shower, for 15 minutes.

He: Puts on his favorite clothes, and puts on a little Axe and hopes it's barely noticable.
She: Picks out her cutest clothes, sprays a little Pink and hopes she'll get noticed.

He: Burshes his perfect white shiny teeth, and smiles.
She: Runs into the bathroom brushes her teeth, and thinks, my braces look so ugly.

He: Combs his hair, even though it'd dry he blow drys it to perfection.
She: Gets ou the straightener, and spends 30 minutes on her hair.

He: Grabs some cereal.
She: Gets a muffin and hopes it will last till Lunch.

He: Takes one last look in the mirror before he walks out to the bus.
She: Touches up her mascara and eyeliner and puts on a little lip gloss and walks to the bus.

He: Takes one step off the bus and right away hopes he looks good enough for her.
She: Gets butterflies, steps off the bus, and looks for him.

He: Looks at her and thinks , I wish she wanted me as badly as I wanted her.
She: Looks at him and wishes he wanted her too.

And he walked up to her and said, you look really pretty today.
And that's how it all started.