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You know the signs on restaurant doors?
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service?
what if someone goes in with No Pants?
Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery,
would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state:
'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?

If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian,
is it still called "stand-up"?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Why are red buttons always the most important?
Format by: CMPSunday (i do requests)
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Hard To Answer! You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt,

131 faves · 5 comments · Aug 10, 2010 3:20pm

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TeamDamon · 1 decade ago
For the second one,
The patient. The doctor's already dead anyway...
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
Yes
They probably hve someone working on the patient and someone working on the doctor
Because people are stupid and weird
Yes
I dunno
I dunno
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spartagirl915 · 1 decade ago
yes! the first one, me and my friends talk about that allll the time hahah
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gossipgirl019 · 1 decade ago
more definelty
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freezegirl12 · 1 decade ago
YES, the patient, IDK,Yes,IDK,IDK
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