Witty Profiles
A man was in a locker
room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman
said.
"Hey
babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh,
I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200
bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of
course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the
way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its
20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who
cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The
man replied.
"Really! Oh, and
lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking
price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She
said.
"Okay then offer
900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I
gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He
shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man
said....
"Does
anyone know whose phonethis is?"
all mine! so happy i came up with
it♥
17 faves · 26 comments · Aug 9, 2010 6:27pm
xxxxxDanikaGoodinexxxxx
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1 decade ago
Well It Isnt Yours So You Are A Jocker
Sorry Hun But I Hate When Quotes Are Jocked Especaily When People Steal My Quotes (Not Talking About this One:P )
Anywaay
Why dont you just Face It This Quotes Been Around Since Witty's Been Around And Now All Of The Sudden Its "ALL MINE IM SO HAPPY I CAME UP WITH IT!!!"
Check The Top Quotes Hun I Bet You'll Find That SAME Quote There M'kaay
Bubbi ! <3
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lalaloveexx
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1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAH you did not make this up.
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hannahbreanne97
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1 decade ago
Man, I can't stand liars. I mean really, how can you live with the fact that you put "all mine, so happy i came up with it" at the bottom of the quote and STILL be happy with yourself??
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taylornicole
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1 decade ago
um this isnt your quote. its one of the tops for the year. you didnt even changed all the colors. woww jocker.
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nolovenolife398
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1 decade ago
lol fail.
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lover9396
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1 decade ago
this is not yours. i've seen this before..
IT'S JOCKED !
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Fancy_Cuppcake
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1 decade ago
LOL! FAIL!
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Maddieee
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1 decade ago
Epic. Fail.
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kaytee5596
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1 decade ago
hah! yaa this is sooo not yourss
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annaa438
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1 decade ago
jocked.
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smileitslindsayy
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1 decade ago
i've seen this on like 4305730 different sites. sorry. :P
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soccerchick1
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1 decade ago
JOCKED
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Our_Lullabyxox
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1 decade ago
COMPLETE JOCK.
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kayhoee
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1 decade ago
you did NOT make this up. i've seen this exact quote about 7 times WAY before this one. look on top quotes. it's been in the top quotes for over a year now. sorry hun, i just can't stand liars & people who take credit for something that is CLEARLY not theirs.
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RiceLover
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1 decade ago
Jockedd(:
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iQuoteBieber
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1 decade ago
not yours. seen it like 5 times. just because you change the font & colors, doesnt make it yours. (:
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BalletDancer627
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1 decade ago
it's not yours, there a video of it that's like 5 years old.
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hawtygirl123
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1 decade ago
uhm..not bein rude or nuttin, but this was posted a few times by other ppl so its not urs ;)
just to let ya know
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justinbiebersnumbaonefanforlife31
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1 decade ago
its fukin mine!! you !
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xLaauMariie____x1 · 1 decade ago
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jocked