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~If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink it all up. But the ocean's not vodka, and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and lets get f**ked up!~

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~If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom

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~If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom

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