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LMAO MOMENT #3
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 250 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house. 
 "she opened to find a brand new bathroom scale."
:)

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LMAO MOMENT #3 Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

246 faves · 13 comments · Aug 16, 2009 2:19pm

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dinoexgoesxrawrr · 1 decade ago
HOLY GRACE. people think your funny. strange. how extremely odd. I honestly dont get it, but whateverr. congrats my lovee. [;
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erikaajaguarr96 · 1 decade ago
i dont get it... ?
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nodxo3 · 1 decade ago
AHAHHAHAHH, that is HILARIOUSSS.
mean , but hilariouss.
lmfao
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ERMitsCynnxD · 1 decade ago
HAHA i was reading this and then i was like ... "OH SHEEEET!"
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bbigday · 1 decade ago
hahaha!!
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emt825 · 1 decade ago
I sent this to my dad and he thought it was hilarious but my mom didn't like it so much. haha :)
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_fanart4yourself · 1 decade ago
this is hilarious. i love it
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smilimoose · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH LOVEE IT!
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soccerbabe09 · 1 decade ago
HAHA xD love this. make more! they are histercal xD
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jordannamaee · 1 decade ago
haha thats funnyyy. (:
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imyours_ · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHA, this one is soosoosoo funny. im so glad you made another one
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crazybrunettex08 · 1 decade ago
HAHAHHAHA. thats hilarious. (:
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Softball_Chic_09 · 1 decade ago
i dont get it..??
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