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thebeautifulunknown
posted a quote
May 15, 2010 5:50pm UTC

Girls go to college to get more knowledge.
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupid-er.
(;
→[♥] if you just flashed back to when you were little.

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kellyy823
posted a quote
April 26, 2011 7:56pm UTC

♥ Today I saw
a teenage boy
in line at wal-mart at 1 AM with
a box of tampons,
chocolate,
cough medicine
& a box of tissues
>>guys like that give me hope.<<

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stephismagical
posted a quote
July 20, 2010 11:08pm UTC

Dear Witty Girl,
Feel free to add this to your faves {♥}
As a reminder
So when you are married and happy
(And somehow remember you have a Witty Profiles account),
You can come and tell us
That what we fight for and cry for
Really does exist.♥ ♥ ♥

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__cityofangels
posted a quote
May 9, 2009 11:55pm UTC

And with every complex problem
there is a simple solution

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jessicaaak
posted a quote
July 24, 2011 11:55pm UTC

counting people in class
to see which paragraph you have to read out loud.

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peanut43998
posted a quote
October 22, 2010 2:10pm UTC

First Birthday;
She looks into his eyes in daycare
Second Birthday;
They go to the candy store and share a gummy worm
Third Birthday;
They go to the toy store and he picks out a teddy bear for her
Fourth Birthday;
They go to Chuckie Cheese's and he gives her some of his tickets
Fifth Birthday;
They go to the park and he pushes the swing for her
Sixth Birthday;
They're in first grade and they're dotting each others i's and crossing each others t's
Seventh Birthday;
They're sharing a seat on the school bus
Eighth Birthday;
He's showing her his collection of comic books
Ninth Birthday;
They're at the pet store playing with a puppy and naming it together
Tenth Birthday;
They're watching the premiere of High School Musical
Eleventh Birthday;
They're laughing at the penguins at the zoo
Twelfth Birthday;
They're sitting next to each other at the foot ball game
Thirteenth Birthday;
They're at an amusement park and she has her first kiss on the Ferris Wheel
Fourteenth Birthday;
They go to a haunted house and he holds her hand the whole time
Fifteenth Birthday;
They're at the movie theatre watching The Last Song
Sixteenth Birthday;
She has the first dance with him at her Sweet Sixteenth
Seventeenth Birthday;
They go out to dinner and share a plate of spaghetti
Eighteenth Birthday;
She's cheering for him at the Homecoming game
Nineteenth Birthday;
They go to prom together and get crowned prom queen and king
Twentieth Birthday;
They're sitting on the beach making a sand castle
Twenty First Birthday;
He's down on one knee asking her to marry him
♥
♥

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tishfayeobrienmwahh
posted a quote
September 24, 2011 7:47pm UTC

how did you get that scar?
well i was all like COME AT ME BRO..AND HE DID.
♥

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peanut43998
posted a quote
June 19, 2011 12:45pm UTC

WHEN I SAY I WON'T TELL ANYONE,
MY BEST FRIEND DOESN'T COUNT.
♥
N NMF.

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qwi
posted a quote
February 5, 2011 5:07pm UTC

how awesome \\
would be playing hide-n-go seek
in your w h o l e s c h o o l .♥♥♥
font not mine.

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confusedmuch4472
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 11:21pm UTC

I was on Facebook and a girl's status was "Never been called pretty." about 90 people commented; all guys, saying she was beautiful. She's autistic. ♥

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DinosaurEatYou
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 6:07pm UTC

i saw a baby;
wearing a shirt saying; "Santa doesn't
exist, but that's okay, caus I can't read."

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xforeverxxo
posted a quote
April 26, 2010 7:35pm UTC

I must admit;
when I realize that a guy has a six pack
he automatically becomes
a whole lot hotter

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SammieGrace
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 11:52am UTC

5 years ago I realized my
boyfriend was cheating on me
I was heartbroken. So I went over to my best guy- friend's house and cried. He kissed me and called him an idiot for leaving me.
Today i am putting on a white gown
to marry my bestfriend.
nmf-nmq

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idance
posted a quote
October 7, 2011 2:52pm UTC

6 THINGS WE SAY IN SCHOOL:
1. I'm tired.
2. I'm cold.
3. I don't get it.
4. I'm hungry.
5. What time is it?
6. I want to go home.

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kiannaxx413
posted a quote
May 19, 2011 2:38pm UTC

click the [♥]
if you ever felt bad for being mean to your mom

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_kidsinlove
posted a quote
August 15, 2011 11:12pm UTC

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haii_its_elli
posted a quote
January 17, 2011 4:38pm UTC

Strangers → Friends
↑ ↓
Ex's ← Lovers

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morganashley
posted a quote
August 4, 2009 2:08am UTC

hey guys.
my best friend was
just diagnosed with lukemia... ):
so, for every heart/favorite i get,
i'm going to donate a dollar to
any cancer foundation that i can.
this is not a joke you guys...
i wouldn't joke about this...
i'm sort of trying to
raise awareness as well.
so please!
favorite this quote?

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lovemexo13
posted a quote
April 29, 2011 3:56pm UTC

Hey Guys!
please read this?
-So I emailed the head of
Witty & I told him that we
really should have notifications.
&& he said that if THIS quote gets
5,000 ❤'s...
witty will then have notifications!
please fav this
xoxo

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smilimoose
posted a quote
August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC

A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

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