omg okay one day I was at work and it was pretty busy but this lady wanted like 10 balloons, so I had to do them since well I'd rather do them than register. anyway, this lady was so friggin bizzare. she kept switching balloons on me when I finally got the number she wanted. then she switched the amounts. then she disappeared after they were done and I was like "that ho better not have left these balloons here I swear to GOD." anyway, she resurfaced after an hour. she was messing with the balloons. so I went over to help. she was trying to decide how many different balloon bouquets to make and which balloons to put in which one. then she tried to tie them to bird pens (yknow the fuzzy flamingo-like pens that have a bird feet cap with a suction cup?) because "omg this is totally like a stork.. sooo cutee." the, um, stork wouldn't hold the balloons down like she wanted, so she disappeared yet again. eventually resurfaced with dolls and a teether. she finally checks out, I had the balloon numbers memorized at this point so ofc it was me who rang her up. then she stays in line, whips out the dolls, and starts separating the balloons how she wants them. the entire time making conversation like "they just had another baby (mind you, I have no effing clue who 'they' are.) the LAST thing I needed was another grandkid. that makes 8. who needs that many kids? they should make it illegal to have so many. start taking them away... so anyway I'm getting a balloon bouquet for ____, she's my only true grandchild. and a balloon bouquet for the other 2 girls." during this time I'm just like "O.O!!" AND THEN she gets me to do that finger thing while she ties 3 balloons around each of the 3 dolls. which is really awkward and I didn't even think that was a real thing, just something in cartoons. now she is going on about a couple in harrisburg who just had their kids taken away and how they had like 10. and I'm thinking she's done. then boom, she whips out the teether, opens the packaging, and gets me to tie the singular balloon to it (well, she tied, I just used my finger.) eventually she leaves me with this pile of trash to clean up and she didn't even give me a review. GUYS, literally from the time I blew up the balloons, til the time she left, 2hrs had passed.
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