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Quotes added on Saturday, May 9 2015

  1. .D E A D.* .D E A D.*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 3:35pm UTC
    "You are what you eat.."
    Sorry I'm not a cannibal.

  2. .D E A D.* .D E A D.*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 3:36pm UTC
    That time when you wear shorts,
    and everyone points out your leg hair.

  3. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 3:37pm UTC
    I hate running into immature people who have no idea what I am talking about most of the time

  4. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 3:39pm UTC
    i vow to fiercely love you
    IN ALL YOUR FORMS. NOW AND FOREVER.

  5. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 3:40pm UTC
    "I hope one day you're looking into her eyes and you remember mine
    and I hope that it fcks you up
    and all the memories of me come rushing back and I hope
    you realize I never left when you gave me every reason to."
    -I know I should hate you but I can't


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 3:45pm UTC
    You realize a person is truly stupid when you are constantly trying to explain something to them
    And they are pretty much incapable of understanding or listening
    Important information does not cease to exist because you fail to acknowledge it

  8. Witty Wittian * Witty Wittian *
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 3:55pm UTC
    Dear Diary,
    We had pizza for dinner last night. It was from Domino's. Then I had leftovers for lunch. It is hot today and the sun is shining, and someone is mowing their grass I think. I just took a poop, and my stomach feels weird. Well, Ta-Ta for now.
    #MyPersonalDiary

  9. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 4:09pm UTC
    life does not always turn out like you wanted
    But it can still be wonderful, even if it is not perfect

  10. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 4:10pm UTC
    You cannot be happy and pleasant all the time
    And people should not expect you to

  11. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 4:21pm UTC
    I really wish random people I do not know would stop talking to me
    I do not like it
    I am not being rude
    If I feel comfortable talking to you, I will
    But for the most part, I will not

  12. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 4:29pm UTC
    Take me away,
    TO SOMEWHERE
    SAFE &WARM
    WHERE WE CAN BE ALONE

  13. Crazy_Beautiful202 Crazy_Beautiful202
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 4:45pm UTC
    .....
    I miss you so damn much.. I can't stop crying.
    .....

  14. .D E A D.* .D E A D.*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 4:49pm UTC
    -Takes selfies-
    Time to post to FaceBook!

  15. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 4:54pm UTC
    Lately...
    I've been feeling nostalgic, for you.

    credittowhoeverdeserves...

  16. .D E A D.* .D E A D.*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 4:56pm UTC
    I BELIEVE I CAN FL-
    Screw flying. BurgerKing has a discount today!

  17. Unintentional_Stalker Unintentional_Stalker
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 4:57pm UTC
    I know why the caged bird sings

  18. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 5:01pm UTC
    Does
    Baby,
    you got me
    feeling
    blue.
    You g
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 5:10pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
    I gave you my heart
    (guess I wasn't so smart after all)
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

  20. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2015 5:31pm UTC
    Its my 2 year witty anniversary

:)

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