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Quotes added on Monday, April 27 2015

  1. Princelect* Princelect*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 2:32am UTC
    >>>>>I believe in Life! I believe in Hope! I
    believe in Trust! I believe in a Happy Ever-
    after! I believe in LOVE!!! above all, I believe
    in GOD!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 2:35am UTC
    Grab a plate and throw it.-Okay. DoneDid it break?-yeahNow say sorry to it. -Sorry Did it go back to the way it was before?-NoNow do you understand?

  3. Princelect* Princelect*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 2:37am UTC
    My fake plants died because I did not
    pretend to water them

  4. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 2:43am UTC
    Shortest horror story: KNOCK-The last man on earth sat in a room. There was a knock on the door.

  5. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 2:49am UTC
    •When I was 8 I didn't open a wardrobe into Narnia. •When I was 11 I didn't get my letter to Hogwarts. •When I was 12 my satyr didn't come to take me to Camp Half-Blood. Gandolf, I'm waiting on you to take me on an exciting adventure when I'm old.

  6. Iceyy Iceyy
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 2:51am UTC
    The moment you realize that
    your teacher had been staring angrily at
    you while you were talking...

  7. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 2:58am UTC
    If you're ever feeling stupid remember. Oklahomas state vegetable is the watermelon...The watermelon isn't a vegetable.

  8. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 3:17am UTC
    Some people say that when you hit rock bottom the only other way you can go is up.But I know some people that hit rock bottom then start to dig/mine.

  9. coler coler
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 3:18am UTC
    Live in the present remember the past and don't fear the future because it doesn't exist. There is only now

  10. coler coler
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 3:22am UTC
    Life is dark and life is light
    Life Will keep you up all night
    Life is peace and life is regret
    Life will leave your heart a mess
    But one thing that I know is true
    Yeah I'm certain that life is you
    Life is good and life is bad
    Life can sometimes make you sad
    It can make you smile or make you cry
    But we just sit here and wonder why

  11. Angelwingz Angelwingz
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 3:22am UTC
    Here is a heart-touching true story of my friend:-
    Rose is my best friend since my childhood. If
    she cries, I cry. If she laughs, I laugh louder.
    We share every happy moments and sad
    moments with each other. One day she didn't
    come to school, even the other day she didn't
    and the day after also she didn't come. I called
    her mother. She said, "Because it's Rose's
    birthday tomorrow, we've gone to New York to
    celebrate her birthday with her grandmother."
    I was happy for her because she was very
    close to her grandmother. It would be good if
    she celebrates her 14th birthday with them. 1
    week was over, but she didn't come to school.
    Then finally after 10 days we saw her, she was
    as quiet as a mouse. I asked her, "What
    happened? Rose, why are you not speaking?"
    She couldn't do anything except talking by
    writing on paper and crying. She wrote the
    answer on a piece of paper. In it was written,
    "My grandmother was so close to me, but she did very bad leaving me in this world. Even I want to die of cancer, and her death anniversary every year will be the day of my birthday..."

  12. coler coler
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 3:24am UTC
    I'm Layin by her side tonight, watchin her drift off to sleep. My baby looks so good, that she almost makes me weep. She could have got anybody, but how could this be. For some ungodly reason, my baby chose me.
    She keeps the heads turnin, when we go out to eat. She don't pay em no mind, and she talks real sweet. She's my saving grace, and that's for sure. I know I don't deserve her, and it makes me smile even more
    She's got a voice like the angels, and she's got looks for the devil. That's my baby she's sweet as can be. I know that she deserves more than me. As I hold her tonight, I think that this can't be right. Even though she's happy even I can see. My baby's worthy of more than me

  13. coler coler
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 3:27am UTC
    You make my days either good or bad
    You decide whether I live happy or sad
    You can build me up or break me down
    You can give me a smile or give me a frown
    You are my world for more reasons than one
    You have a smile that's brighter than the sun
    You have a face that is like no other
    Let me go one step further
    You have a body like all the girls want
    Whether the back or in the front
    You have a mind that's just like everyone needs
    Full of magic and wonder and tons of good deeds
    You are so sweet and you are so nice
    You were made with perfect amounts of sugar and spice
    You have the perfect mind set for jokes
    You are the reason that I can cope
    You make my life worth living it's true
    I don't know what I would do without you
    You bring the sun and you bring the rain
    You bring the pleasure and bring the pain
    Only you can do all of these things
    You have this impact on my life
    And one day you'll make one heck of a wife
    Who ever gets you should treat you right
    Or me and him will have a fight.
    You get the worst but deserve the best
    You deserve the good parts but get the rest
    You should be treated just like a queen
    Whether you're nice or you're mean
    I pray to god that your life goes good
    And just know I was there every time that I could
    this was for alexandra99

  14. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 3:29am UTC
    #crappymomentofthedayJust realized my dogs been outside since 10 pm. It is nearly 2:30 am...It is thunder storming outside... She's deathly afraid of thunderstorms. #facepalm

  15. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 3:41am UTC
    When God asks you what you've done with your life try not to say "Haven't you read my statuses?!"

  16. RVM RVM
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 3:44am UTC
    It's not Circumstance. It's not Chance. It's the Choice we make that determines the Destiny of Life.-RVM

  17. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 3:48am UTC
    I tried being normal once; I didn't like it

  18. coler coler
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 4:25am UTC
    life is growing up. its putting your best foot forwards and, to quote a fish,"just keep swimming". life is crazy, and even at the worst times it could always be worse. keep looking ahead and never be oppressed. smile for those who can't, laugh with your friends and family, and love everyone

  19. coler coler
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 4:27am UTC
    there might be a little dust on the bottle, but don't let it fool you about whats inside. its one of those things, that gets sweeter with time

  20. coler coler
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2015 4:29am UTC
    auto correct is the only thing that saves you from looking stupid, and makes you look entirely ignorant, all in the same sentence. nevermind. women do that too

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