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Quotes added on Friday, April 10 2015

  1. AgainstNoOne AgainstNoOne
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    April 10, 2015 4:13am UTC
    Dating tips from my friend's 74 year old Grandad:
    Grandad: Listen boy once you and your lady friend are done with dinner call for the check...
    Me: You gotta pay for it, right?
    Grandad: Yes and NO! Boy, you "OFFER" to pay for her. If that B*tch doesn't at least feel bad about it or fake it, then she's a B*tch.

  2. gooddeeds gooddeeds
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    April 10, 2015 4:24am UTC
    Showing love to one another is, without doubt, the most beautiful thing about human interactions. Nevertheless, it can be very taxing for us to love an unlovable fellow.

  3. gooddeeds gooddeeds
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    April 10, 2015 6:05am UTC
    Be kind to others, but be kind to yourself also by releasing what is hurting and holding you back. There are so many things we must endure. Yet, there are some positions we don't have to place ourselves in. The Lord loves you. He wants you to grow, and for many of us, growing means letting some things (and possibly some people) go. Don't worry; God will place the right individuals in your life.
    ...

  4. gooddeeds gooddeeds
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    April 10, 2015 6:28am UTC
    Some people grow weary of being told to wait, but in many circumstances, we must. I know that at times the waiting phase may seem difficult and long, but keep in mind that you won't be waiting forever. The Lord has set a specific time. Don't rush it! Enjoy your evening, and when it is time for you to turn in, I pray that your sleep will be sweet. Good morning my brothers and sisters.

  5. gooddeeds gooddeeds
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    April 10, 2015 8:59am UTC
    Oftentimes, our breakthroughs and blessings are closer than we think. I remember lying on my sofa one day and crying my eyes out over a painful situation. Little did I know that exactly one week later, I would be crying again. However, these were tears of joy because the Lord bestowed something on me suddenly and unexpectedly. DON'T LOSE HOPE! Even if things are taking longer than you wish, keep...

  6. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
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    April 10, 2015 9:12am UTC
    Some of the poetry I find on Tumblr is so badly written, I just read it and think “congratulations, you took a phrase and used several spaces to make it seem more artsy and poetic....but that still does not make it a poem...Simply writing out your feelings is not a poem. A real poem is a piece of writing that has a certain style and rhythm to it. A real poem and a good poem is something that makes you want to read it again and again. A real poem is not just words...It is imagery

  7. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
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    April 10, 2015 9:20am UTC
    You should not say you hate your parents or complain they never do anything for you...especially if you have parents who still do a lot for you and are always there for you, even if you fight sometimes or disagree about lots of things. Maybe you do not always understand your parents and they do not always understand you, but you should still be grateful to them, especially if they stand by you even in bad times...Sometimes your parents will truly be the closest relationship you will have, and you only get one set of parents. Be nice to them

  8. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
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    April 10, 2015 9:23am UTC
    Hope Andrea gets well soon. #GetWellSoonMamaSwift

  9. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2015 9:38am UTC
    WE'RE DRINKINGYOUR LIGHTNING

  10. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
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    April 10, 2015 9:41am UTC
    People who think they want certain problems they see romanticized online, I think, do not actually want those problems....They just want the idealized version they see in pictures...You should not want to add a problem to your life, just because you are bored or you think it will make you seem more interesting. It wont. It will just complicate your life even further.
    People who treat really serious issues like quirks or games, are so offensive, and sadly, most of these people are so self centered, they never stop to actually think about how badly they influence others. If you lead a nice, simple life and you do not have really serious problems, like anorexia, or bulimia, or depression, or self harm, or suicidal thoughts, or self hatred, you should appreciate it...
    Because chances are if you really woke up one day and were actually faced with the grim reality of living with one or two of these problems, I bet you would change your mind instantly and no longer desire to have them. You think you want depression or a mental illness but you dont...Because once you have these problems, there is no on and off switch.
    Many people die from depression and the effects of mental illness and being sick, and it is just really sad and unfair...So next time you treat these issues like cute little traits that will make you more popular, really think about it before you decide to say you want these problems, and dont pretend to suffer from them...It does not look as cute as you think it does

  11. DarkGirl101..* DarkGirl101..*
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2015 9:42am UTC
    You take my mind off of him..
    You make me smile instead of
    Cry over him..
    Your making me fall for you
    Over and over again..

  12. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
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    April 10, 2015 9:44am UTC
    Sometimes I forget I have a twin sister...We are so different

  13. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2015 9:47am UTC
    If you are feeling sad and no one is there to make you feel better, just find something to laugh at.
    It works for me all the time

  14. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
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    April 10, 2015 9:52am UTC
    There are many unique, intelligent, kind, amazing people in the world. Sadly, they seem to be outnumbered by lazy, stupid, self centered people who all act the same

  15. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
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    April 10, 2015 10:03am UTC
    I hate how some people always assume you drink coffee all the time simply because of the caffeine. No, I drink coffee all the time because I actually enjoy the taste of it.

  16. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
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    April 10, 2015 10:08am UTC
    You can tell a series is really good when you cannot watch just one episode of it. I can try to watch one episode, but I always want to know what happens next, so I usually wind up watching an entire season of something in one night...And if you can watch a series over and over and never get bored of it, that is when you know it is a decent show

  17. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
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    April 10, 2015 10:11am UTC
    I do not understand how some people can actually dislike cats and dogs

  18. gooddeeds gooddeeds
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    April 10, 2015 10:12am UTC
    God wants to hear from you tonight. When you go before Him, speak from your heart. Remember, you are not required to use intricate, elaborate words to gain the Lord's attention.
    They can be as simple as
    1. "Lord, I love you."...

  19. addy* addy*
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    April 10, 2015 10:24am UTC
    I learn more from lyrics than I do text books.

  20. addy* addy*
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    April 10, 2015 10:30am UTC
    you've got a lot to say for the one who walked away

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