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Quotes added on Tuesday, December 2 2014

1. theonewithin
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   December 2, 2014 1:05pm UTC
   Can I borrow a kiss?I promise I'll give it back 💋
   
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2. theonewithin
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   December 2, 2014 1:11pm UTC
   " Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? "
   
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3. theonewithin
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   December 2, 2014 1:12pm UTC
   Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next boyfriend.
   
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4. theonewithin
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   December 2, 2014 1:13pm UTC
   If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
   
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5. theonewithin
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   December 2, 2014 1:14pm UTC
   Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.
   
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6. theonewithin
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   December 2, 2014 1:15pm UTC
   Looks like you dropped something , My jaw!
   
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7. theonewithin
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   December 2, 2014 1:16pm UTC
   You're so hot you must've started global warming
   
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8. theonewithin
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   December 2, 2014 1:17pm UTC
   Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
   
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9. theonewithin
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   December 2, 2014 1:19pm UTC
   Is it bright out here, or is that just your halo?
   
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10. theonewithin
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    December 2, 2014 1:20pm UTC
    You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
    
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11. theonewithin
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    December 2, 2014 1:21pm UTC
    If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
    
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12. theonewithin
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    December 2, 2014 1:23pm UTC
    Can I Hakuna your ma-tatas?
    
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13. theonewithin
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    December 2, 2014 1:24pm UTC
    I can take you to infinity and beyond.
    
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14. theonewithin
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    December 2, 2014 1:24pm UTC
    Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice.
    
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15. theonewithin
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    December 2, 2014 1:25pm UTC
    Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?
    
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16. theonewithin
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    December 2, 2014 1:26pm UTC
    You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.
    
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17. theonewithin
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    December 2, 2014 1:27pm UTC
    Hi, I'm Andy. Wanna play with my Woody?
    
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18. theonewithin
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    December 2, 2014 1:27pm UTC
    Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits!
    
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19. theonewithin
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    December 2, 2014 1:28pm UTC
    You can call me Nemo, because I'm gonna "touch the butt"
    
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20. theonewithin
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    December 2, 2014 1:28pm UTC
    Things are much better down where it's wetter.
    
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