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Quotes added on Sunday, August 3 2014

  1. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 3:34am UTC
    Who are you to judge the way I live my life I'm not perfect and i don't have to be! Before you start pointing fingers make sure that your hands are clean-bob Marley

  2. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 3:37am UTC
    the saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies but from your loved ones and friends

  3. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 3:40am UTC
    Every person on this planet has a story a reason why they are the way the are you have no right to judge someone you don't know for all you know today could be their last day alive

  4. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 3:45am UTC
    FriEND boyfriEND bestfriEND everything good ends with end the only thing that doesn't end is pizza

  5. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 3:53am UTC
    The only three things a guy should want change to about his girl is her last name, address, and her viewpoint on men

  6. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 4:16am UTC
    dogs think-humans take care of me and give me food they must be my god
    cats think-humans give me food and take care of me i must be their god

  7. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 4:30am UTC
    hey guys sorry for not being online much, this year has been hectic--
    my parents split recently and i just moved once withmy mum and once with my dad
    so things have been hard
    i still love you all
    and hope to be on more often
    ~~Tori

  8. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 5:02am UTC
    so we hit the town
    like out parachutes fell

  9. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 5:06am UTC
    my grandma called me in tears bc today she accidentally ordered two hundred ponchos online.
    but not just any ponchos.
    these are festive ponchos.

  10. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 5:15am UTC
    We live in a era of smart phones and stupid people

  11. Primadonna* Primadonna*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 5:17am UTC
    "you don't need makeup to be pretty, just be yourself"
    Ok, but consider this-
    1. I love eyeliner
    2. Eyeliner is rad as heck
    3. Eyeliner
    4. eyyyyyyyeeeeeellllliiiiiiiiiiinnnnnerrrrr

  12. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 5:29am UTC
    If a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they would have to do is turn off my wifi because I'm sure as heck gonna see why it ain't working

  13. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 5:33am UTC
    Bully: your fat
    me:well it wouldn't be fair to all the ugly people if I was beautiful smart and SKINNY

  14. sunset48 sunset48
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 5:41am UTC
    I don't play on words,
    I just phrase my sentences nicely

  15. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 5:44am UTC
    Has anyone has noticed that the word live backwards is evil

  16. Primadonna* Primadonna*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 5:46am UTC
    "Rac ism isn't a problem and its not relevant anymore"
    Yeah, that's why Katniss, Clary, Tris, Hazel, Alaska Young, Bella, hermione, Harry, Ron, Simon, Pudge, Augustus, Peeta, Gale, Jace, Four/Tobias, Edward etc. are all white. Totally not a problem.

  17. burning* burning*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 5:47am UTC
    you'll be okay,
    i promise.

  18. Pale Perfection* Pale Perfection*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2014 6:39am UTC
    I want to be with you
    but you are the sun
    and I am the moon
    and we will never collide


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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