Quotes added on Saturday, July 12 2014

dfaye
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July 12, 2014 10:23am UTC

True love is putting someone elses happiness before you own, because you would rather hurt for them to be happy. Even if it means youre not together anymore..

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tapangam
posted a quote
July 12, 2014 10:24am UTC

Mom I promise we wont play in puddles anymore!
Just take us in, please!

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dfaye
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July 12, 2014 10:28am UTC

When you've loved the same person for four years, no one else is good e3nough. and that really sucks..

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dfaye
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July 12, 2014 10:29am UTC

The first person you love really sets the standard so high.. its practically untouchable..

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Lethal*
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July 12, 2014 10:29am UTC

grades are getting low,
teens are getting high.
the 12 year old is pregnant
and her parents wonder why.
a 1st grader is swearing.
a third grader has been r.a.ped.
just take a look around.
isn't the system great?

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tapangam
posted a quote
July 12, 2014 10:39am UTC

You're a buzzkill, everytime you come around.
Those beers might as wel have been poured out.
Why are you still showin' up and bringin' me down?

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Delicate*
posted a quote
July 12, 2014 10:41am UTC

I don't regret loving you.
I'm sorry, I never did.

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tapangam
posted a quote
July 12, 2014 10:48am UTC

I don't know why you do what you do,
knowing that I depend on you...
Cheating, lying and every
other mistake,
is exactly what puts our
relationship at stake.

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tapangam
posted a quote
July 12, 2014 11:02am UTC

When you post a new quote on Witty and it gets no likes
and then you reaize its 4AM..

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DragonPie
posted a quote
July 12, 2014 11:15am UTC

Distance to love, what wind is to fire. Extinguishes the small, but ignites the great.

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DragonPie
posted a quote
July 12, 2014 11:17am UTC

If you talk to God, you're religious. If God talks to you, you're pshycotic.

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Ebroughty4
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July 12, 2014 11:29am UTC

My mom listens to more rap music than me... What is life.

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sbona123
posted a quote
July 12, 2014 11:42am UTC

sometimes I feel useless but then I remember
I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
July 12, 2014 12:05pm UTC

Girl: Look at the cute flowers he brought me?
Me: I'm looking, now what do you want me to do eat them?

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
July 12, 2014 12:08pm UTC

Self-obsessed girl: I take like 60 selfies a day cos I'm like so pretty and hot.
Me: I take 0 selfies a day cos I'm not a self- obsessed narcissist!

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*Suicidal Fantasy*
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July 12, 2014 12:09pm UTC

"By the cracks of the skin I climbed to the topI climbed the tree to see the world..."» The Cinematic OrchestraTo build a home

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
July 12, 2014 12:18pm UTC

When Mom starts counting to 3
Mom: 1!
Me: Do you really think counting will make me do anything?
Mom: 2!
Me: Oh sh*t! I'm going, i'm going!

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
July 12, 2014 12:19pm UTC

*Middle of test. Dead quiet*
STOMACH: I will now demonstrate the mating call of the humpback whale.

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
July 12, 2014 12:20pm UTC

Me + ☊ = B*TCH I CANT HEAR YOU!

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tapangam
posted a quote
July 12, 2014 12:24pm UTC

Baby, you a song
You make me wanna roll my windows down
and cruise

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