Quotes added on Sunday, June 29 2014

austinsexyboo
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June 29, 2014 1:27am UTC

Follow meee!!!!!!!!

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HelloKittyy11
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June 29, 2014 1:32am UTC

The greater the love,
the greater the tragedy
when it's over.
- Nicholas Sparks

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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*tripsoverfridge*
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June 29, 2014 1:47am UTC

having your favorite character be a minor character is like being a proud mother at a school play and cheering every time your kid comes on stage even though they’re playin the part of tree

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*tripsoverfridge*
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June 29, 2014 1:48am UTC

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

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*tripsoverfridge*
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June 29, 2014 1:49am UTC

i’m on an a rollercoaster that only goes straight down to hell where i belong

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cas
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June 29, 2014 1:50am UTC

Abracadabra...!
Nope.
You're still a
b.itch.

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cas
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June 29, 2014 1:53am UTC

You can not imagine the immensity of the f.uck I do not give.

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cas
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June 29, 2014 1:54am UTC

I hate when I start liking someone
Because then I start expecting things out of them.

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cas
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June 29, 2014 1:56am UTC

Be the kind of woman
That when your feet hit the floor
Each morning
The Devil says
"Oh crap.. She's up."

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cas
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June 29, 2014 1:58am UTC

"It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up."
-Muhammad Ali

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cas
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June 29, 2014 2:04am UTC

Kids are like mini alchoholics.Seriously.

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cas
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June 29, 2014 2:09am UTC

"A lot of people think that just because you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell you to do..
You'll live a long life. Maybe you will, but why do people measure life by years instead of how good the years were?"
-Gabriel Iglesias

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cas
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June 29, 2014 2:16am UTC

Most kids nowadays wear those fancy Air Jordans and designer clothing,
But I'm still wearing black combat boots
and Pantera t-shirts.

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cas
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June 29, 2014 2:31am UTC

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
You don't say?

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cas
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June 29, 2014 2:34am UTC

If you don't have anything nice to say..
Say it anyways.
That b.itch needs to hear the truth.

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1mrsseguin9
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June 29, 2014 2:54am UTC

I always feel special when someone who is only following a few accounts follows me

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Virginia Doran*
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June 29, 2014 3:24am UTC

When ever life is getting you down and you just fall down and don't wanna get back up. I give you the strength and teach you how to walk again

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Virginia Doran*
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June 29, 2014 3:32am UTC

Dear bedI love you I'm sorry we argued this morning and I missed our date this afternoon I'll try to be a better lover tomorrow Forever yoursLoveless

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cas
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June 29, 2014 4:02am UTC

"Give it to me!" She yelled,
"I'm so f.ucking wet, give it to me now!"
She could scream all she wanted,
I was keeping the umbrella.

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