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Quotes added on Thursday, June 26 2014

  1. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 1:55pm UTC
    I really hope I don't have to start my new job next week cause its Ramadan on Sunday and I won't have any energy to work...I just need to find a way to tell my manager this...urgh...

  2. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 1:57pm UTC
    that feeling you get when you see that you have a witty notification is like taking a bite of pizza..

  3. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 1:58pm UTC
    Life just stresses me out to the point where I can't even think straight anymore...

  4. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 1:58pm UTC
    #offlineee

  5. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 2:02pm UTC
    Psychology fact: when you're in love you remember 30 percent more of your dreams.

  6. WeAreLoud WeAreLoud
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 2:04pm UTC
    I just don't care anymore.

  7. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 2:04pm UTC
    I approached a kid and asked:
    me: what is love?
    him: love is when a puppy licks your face
    i laugh and he added:
    him: even after you left him alone all day

  8. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 2:05pm UTC
    if you sleep less you crave more of junk food.
    if you over sleep you crave more for sleep

  9. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 2:07pm UTC
    FACT ABOUT BOYS:
    they may be flirting all day; but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
    FACT ABOUT GIRLS:
    They may have a lot of crushes, but their hearts belong to only one guy.

  10. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 2:08pm UTC
    Psychologists say that a crush only lasts for four months. But when feelings last longer, you're considered to be 'in love.'

  11. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 2:11pm UTC
    psychology facts:
    when a person cries and the first drop of tears comes from the right eye, its happiness.
    but from the first roll from the left eye is pain

  12. WeAreLoud WeAreLoud
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 2:12pm UTC
    ''If you want to
    Soar
    in life,
    you must first learn to
    F.L.Y
    (First Love Yourself)''

  13. death ramps* death ramps*
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    June 26, 2014 2:13pm UTC
    If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind. If he creates expectations for you, and then doesn’t follow through on little things, he will do same for big things. Be aware of this and realize that he’s okay with disappointing you. Don’t be with someone who doesn’t do what they say they’re going to do. If he’s choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn’t respect your feelings and needs. “Busy” is another word for “asshxle.” “Asshxle” is another word for the guy you’re dating. You deserve a fcking phone call.
    — Greg behrendt

  14. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 2:13pm UTC
    the human brain can not create faces. therefore when you dream, if you see someone you do not know, you have seen their face before. even if it were for a split second at the store

  15. ayenay* ayenay*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 2:15pm UTC
    the most common lie: I'm fine.

  16. foreverbrokenhearted foreverbrokenhearted
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 2:26pm UTC
    why her?

  17. Beanie* Beanie*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 2:26pm UTC
    who are you to judge the life i live?
    i know i'm not perfect
    -and i don't live to be-
    but before you start pointing fingers,
    make sure your hands are clean.
    bob marley

  18. Beanie* Beanie*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 2:35pm UTC
    i know i deserve better-
    you're just a little completely perfect

  19. doristheduck doristheduck
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 2:53pm UTC
    its funny
    people say you dont know what you've got until its gone
    truth is,
    you always knew what you had
    you just never thought you'd loose it

  20. doristheduck doristheduck
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 2:57pm UTC
    lol ur not harry styles

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