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Quotes added on Tuesday, May 13 2014

  1. sexxychickk sexxychickk
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    May 13, 2014 11:37am UTC
    It hurts when you miss someone, and you know/have a feeling their never coming back...

  2. arianaa-is-my-queen* arianaa-is-my-queen*
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    May 13, 2014 11:38am UTC
    It p.sses me off that your A okay and all that I've got is permanent heartbreak

  3. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who* happy witty anniversary!
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    May 13, 2014 11:38am UTC
    Zim: What *is* our mission, GIR?Gir: Blend in with the indigenous life, analyze their weaknesses, prepare the planet fo the coming madness, yay!

  4. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who* happy witty anniversary!
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    May 13, 2014 11:39am UTC
    Gir: Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!

  5. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who* happy witty anniversary!
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    May 13, 2014 11:39am UTC
    Gir: Your methods are stupid; your progress has been stupid; your intelligence is stupid!

  6. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who* happy witty anniversary!
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    May 13, 2014 11:40am UTC
    GIR: Lets make biscuits! LETS MAKE BISCUITS!

  7. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who* happy witty anniversary!
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    May 13, 2014 11:41am UTC
    Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now. Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom[Screen goes black and then displays a message: Six Months Later]Gir: Doom doom doom doom doomy doomy doom doomy doom doom doom doom doom doom doom[continues singing]Zim: Gir, would you please stop singing?

  8. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who* happy witty anniversary!
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    May 13, 2014 11:42am UTC
    [inventorying equipment, looking at SIRs]Almighty Tallest Purple: Malfunctioning SIR units. HEY! These things are dangerous! Anyone using these could really get hurt![pause]Almighty Tallest Purple: Send them to Zim!Almighty Tallest Red: [gasps] But they'll DESTROY him!Almighty Tallest Purple, Almighty Tallest Red: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Almighty Tallest Purple: Ah, let's go eat food!

  9. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who* happy witty anniversary!
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    May 13, 2014 11:43am UTC
    Dib: Can I ask you something? What are your species' main weaknesses? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?Almighty Tallest Purple: Who's that large headed kid?Almighty Tallest Red: I don't know... But his head is large!Dib: Excuse me, alien scum? Gimme your home planet's coordinates!

  10. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who* happy witty anniversary!
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    May 13, 2014 11:43am UTC
    Zim: Lemony fresh victory shall be mine!

  11. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who* happy witty anniversary!
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    May 13, 2014 11:44am UTC
    baby grinch: santa. bye bye. :)

  12. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who* happy witty anniversary!
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    May 13, 2014 11:44am UTC
    Nik: Hey look, there's a binary system. Ever been to a binary system before?Oog-Ah: Mmm...Nik: Would it... would it kill you to say something?Oog-Ah: Quiet or I'll eat your head. That enough words for you?Nik: I... I was just making conversation...

  13. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
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    May 13, 2014 11:45am UTC
    There'e nothing that makes me more happy than sharing the same birthday from a member of my favourite boyband!<3 (5SOS)

  14. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who* happy witty anniversary!
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    May 13, 2014 11:45am UTC
    Gir: [Zim's compass magnetically sticks to Gir] Aww, it likes me.

  15. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who* happy witty anniversary!
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    May 13, 2014 11:46am UTC
    Zim: Gir, do you want to wake up the entire planet?Gir: [shouts] I do!

  16. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who* happy witty anniversary!
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    May 13, 2014 11:46am UTC
    GIR: [shouts] I'm dancing like a monkey!

  17. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who* happy witty anniversary!
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    May 13, 2014 11:47am UTC
    GIR: [shouts] I'm dancing like a monkey!

  18. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who* happy witty anniversary!
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    May 13, 2014 11:48am UTC
    Zim: But... invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!

  19. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who* happy witty anniversary!
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    May 13, 2014 11:48am UTC
    [repeated line]Gir: YAY!Zim: No, Gir. That's bad.

  20. Cindy Lou Who* Cindy Lou Who* happy witty anniversary!
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    May 13, 2014 11:49am UTC
    Professor Membrane: You should listen to your brother maybe if you did he wouldn't be so insane.Gaz: But his voice, it fills me with this anger.

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