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Quotes added on Sunday, March 2 2014

  1. littledirectionerchristian* littledirectionerchristian*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 6:30am UTC
    I hear Jerusalem bells are ringingRoman Calvary choirs are singing Be my mirrior, my sword, my shieldMy missionaries in a foreign field

  2. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 8:11am UTC
    Tom Hiddleston: we're up all night to get Loki

  3. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 8:17am UTC
    My only real goal in life is to make it past 35 so I can beat Jesus at living

  4. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 8:29am UTC
    Teacher: When-
    Me: I WAS
    Me: *kicks over chair*
    Me: A YOUNG BOY
    Me: *chucks chair across class*
    Me: MY FATHER
    Me: *stands on desk*
    Me: TOOK ME INTO THE CIT-AY
    Me: *drops to knees*
    Me: TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
    Me: *punches teacher in face*

  5. Smiley128 Smiley128
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 8:37am UTC
    Everyday is a new day. So make this one count.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 8:55am UTC
    plot twist: twist plot

  8. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 8:59am UTC
    No matter how big your house is,
    how new your car is,
    Or how large your bank account is,
    Our gravestones will be the same.
    Stay Humble.


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  10. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 9:09am UTC
    SOMEBODY STOLE MY STARDOLL ACCOUNT. :O

  11. madeleinebabeee madeleinebabeee
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 9:14am UTC
    someone get on chat pls?! I'm pretty bored and there's litterally NO ONE over there..

  12. SkittlesGirl SkittlesGirl
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 9:18am UTC
    A women's heart is a deep ocean of secrets...

  13. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 9:19am UTC
    Turn around Anderson, your face is putting me off

  14. madeleinebabeee madeleinebabeee
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 9:20am UTC
    Get your azzes to the chat you lazy kittens

  15. LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN* LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 9:24am UTC
    Your hair your face your eyes your mouth your body your skin your smile hides a magic something like the Mona Lisa

  16. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 9:49am UTC
    I don't understand.
    ..What makes me so ugly to them?
    What did I do to you?
    I'm not tan, skinny, or charamastic
    But I'm real.
    And no one loves that these days.
    Or if they do, I' must not be it then.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 9:51am UTC
    As long as you love me.
    Format by Breeze


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2014 10:14am UTC
    sometimes one must realize when one is needed no longer

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