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Quotes added on Sunday, January 19 2014

  1. sleepinginmemories* sleepinginmemories*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:00am UTC
    "No matter how many times
    people try to criticize you,
    the best revenge is to prove
    them wrong."
    -Zayn Malik

  2. bigbootycutiee_13 bigbootycutiee_13
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:00am UTC
    i'd like to think i will die a most heroic death, but its more likely i'll trip over my cat & choke on a spoonful of frosting

  3. ErinIsTheName* ErinIsTheName*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:01am UTC
    Person: Ohh, I like your shirt!
    Me: Yeah, me too. That's why I bought it.

  4. AwkwardCreature* AwkwardCreature*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:03am UTC
    I like funny guys and those,
    for some reason,
    tend to be nerdy guys.

  5. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:07am UTC
    ONE FOOT IN AND ONE FOOT BACK, AND
    IT DON'T PAY TO
    LIVE LIKE THAT.

  6. AwkwardCreature* AwkwardCreature*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:09am UTC
    So many books,
    so little time.

  7. TheUnicornsInMyHead TheUnicornsInMyHead
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:11am UTC
    Cupcakes are just ugly muffins.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. sleepinginmemories* sleepinginmemories*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:18am UTC
    "No matter how many times
    people try to criticize you,
    the best revenge is to prove
    them wrong."
    -Zayn Malik


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  12. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:30am UTC
    -"Hi, can I help you?"
    "No I just stood in line for 10 minutes to say hi."


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. Minecraft_steve Minecraft_steve
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:40am UTC
    Im done.
    Im sick of rejection.
    Im giving up on happiness.
    Im giving up on her

  16. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:41am UTC
    Most realationships are like me: They don't work out

  17. Were all mad here* Were all mad here*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:43am UTC
    all my friends are changing, they are swearing, being rude, learning things, like oh my god stop, even my best friend acts worst to me by the minute.

  18. Potato101 Potato101
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:43am UTC
    I bet every ngga would be faithful if God took an inch off his dick everytime he cheated .

  19. Potato101 Potato101
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2014 12:47am UTC
    I see no point in arguing with you,you do a fine job of completing your complete ignorance on your own


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