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Quotes added on Wednesday, November 13 2013

  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 12:53am UTC
    i said i was only going online for 10 minutes. its been 5 years.

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 12:55am UTC
    don’t tell me ur sorry cause i doubt that’s ur name

  3. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 12:57am UTC
    if i act like a pervert around you that means im comfortable with you.

  4. fenixreign1721 fenixreign1721
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 1:01am UTC
    I just love when I get a new idea of a quote to post on Witty and I go to type it... aaaand it's gone.

  5. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 1:05am UTC
    Me: Seriously though, it's time to pull my shït together. Me 10 months later: Seriously though, it's time to pull my shít together.

  6. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 1:08am UTC
    "do you think he’s attractive?" the straight male is asked. against his better judgement, he says "yeah, i guess so." suddenly, the police burst in. they seize the man, take away his certificate of heterosexuality, and exile him to wander the realm of the gay forever. if only the man had responded with "how should i know? i’m not into dudes"

  7. Meilody* Meilody*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 1:12am UTC
    don't let stupid things break
    your happiness

  8. Meilody* Meilody*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 1:15am UTC
    don't let stupid things break
    your happiness

  9. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 1:18am UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. AlanIsAwesome AlanIsAwesome
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 1:18am UTC
    Saying you love me is like saying you can eat soup with a fork. It's a lie.

  11. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 1:21am UTC
    b×tchface12345:
    wizkhalifornia:
    b×tchface12345: Italics pïss me off
    Che cazzo hai detto tu stronzetto?
    I SAID ITALICS NOT ITALIAN

  12. DakotaSunsaray DakotaSunsaray
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 1:24am UTC
    We're demons, baby, lurking in the shadows, so let's show the people what we mean by dark.
    I'm a sly-eyed girl and you're a sinister-hearted boy. Let's take the world in our hands and make our mark.

  13. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 1:28am UTC
    you know you ship it bad when you’re like
    "oh look at them"
    "in the same room together"
    "not interacting"
    "but breathing the same air"
    "that’s so great"

  14. Meilody* Meilody*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 1:29am UTC
    Everybody deserves
    Second Chances, b.
    Huangxiaoxian But not for the same
    Mistakes.


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  16. meitachibana9110 meitachibana9110
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 1:49am UTC
    Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
    A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?

  17. zreik23 zreik23
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 1:49am UTC
    I get jealous because I'm afraid someone is going to make you happier than I do. Nothing in this world means to me more than you</3


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