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Quotes added on Monday, October 28 2013

  1. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 5:49am UTC
    I am on a seafood diet. Everytime I see food, I eat it.

  2. JinxxyDoll JinxxyDoll
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 5:52am UTC
    "There's no glitter in the gutter,
    There's no Twilight galaxy" ~Metric

  3. StylesGirls StylesGirls
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 5:53am UTC
    ♥ you,Harry Styles!

  4. FloralGalaxy FloralGalaxy
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 5:56am UTC
    That moment when you go to a one direction concert and fall in love with
    the support act <3

  5. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 5:57am UTC
    Smile,
    It makes people wonder what you’re thinking.

  6. TheMagnificentWolf TheMagnificentWolf
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 5:58am UTC
    Normal Teenagers: I can’t wait to move out of the house and have parties every day.
    Me: HOLY F*CK WHO’S GOING TO KILL ALL THE SPIDERS!?!?!?!?!?!

  7. wertygirl wertygirl
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:02am UTC
    I'm a W-E-R-T-Y girl

  8. mangotangochick mangotangochick
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:05am UTC
    There's gonna be a storm in London today.
    I now have an excuse to stay inside.

  9. LiamLips LiamLips
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:08am UTC
    I am 1d lover,I ♥ Liam Payne

  10. SmokeLips SmokeLips
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:12am UTC
    And I love you more than I did before ,win your breath away and that's on my base

  11. TheMagnificentWolf TheMagnificentWolf
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:17am UTC
    I am sane.
    It's this world that's crazy.

  12. TheCullen TheCullen
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:19am UTC
    Love can present a variety of funny situations. Love makes a person defy logic. These funny love quotes remind us that sometimes love is not just blind; it is also insane!

  13. TheCullen TheCullen
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:23am UTC
    We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public

  14. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:24am UTC
    “GOD created the world;
    Everything else is made in China.”

  15. TheCullen TheCullen
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:26am UTC
    Sorry ,I'm not perfect !
    Don't judge me !

  16. Asma* Asma*
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:28am UTC
    The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
    because the average man can see better than he can think.

  17. TheCullen TheCullen
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:28am UTC
    There's only 1 thing
    2 do
    3 words
    4 you
    I LOVE YOU

  18. TheMagnificentWolf TheMagnificentWolf
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:29am UTC
    "I didn't come here to fight you, I came here to violently kill you!"
    ~Toshiro Hitsugaya

  19. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:30am UTC
    What shower time means to my roommate; Karaoke Night!

  20. blvck_ blvck_
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 6:41am UTC
    Wake Up.
    School.
    House.
    Sleep.

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