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Quotes added on Wednesday, October 2 2013

  1. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 3:48am UTC
    How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever.

  2. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 3:53am UTC
    I wish my hair would straighten itself.

  3. tennowey0 tennowey0
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 3:55am UTC
    Piglet: How do you spell love?
    Pooh: You dont spell it, you feel it!

  4. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 3:56am UTC
    ♥♥♥
    I love those people who stay up till 12:00am to be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday
    ♥♥♥

  5. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 3:59am UTC
    You can't change the one you love. You're not supposed to.

  6. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 4:02am UTC
    Did you know?
    Jackie Chan once held an egg inside his fist and broke 12 concrete blocks with his hand without damaging the egg!

  7. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 4:04am UTC
    It's impossible to cry while in space.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BbuOn--ERI

  8. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 4:06am UTC
    Before going to bed, 87% people count how many hours of sleep they're going to get.

  9. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 4:09am UTC
    Boy: My Father's name is LAUGHING and my Mother's name is SMILING.
    Teacher: You must be Kidding?
    Boy: No, that's my brother. I am JOKING.

  10. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 4:11am UTC
    A recent survey in the US asked if people thought there were too many immigrants.
    17% said: Yes.
    83% said: Lo siento, no hablan Inglés.

  11. ICECREAMFOREVER ICECREAMFOREVER
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 4:16am UTC
    > > Grey or Gray?

  12. DJ* DJ*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 4:20am UTC
    "A broken heart is never too late to mend, just believe you can get through almost anything and keep thinking positive. That smile will come back again to brighten up your world. In the end it will feel like you never had a broken heart at all, keep smiling."
    ~derekajames


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. ZoeBoe ZoeBoe
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 4:32am UTC
    not much of a birthday today.... :(
    i'm at my cousins and their either on their xbox or something or speaking to me like i'm nothing.
    i can't talk to my dad cuz he's not here and my phones caput plus if he textes mum about something i've said i'm dead!
    and my boyfriend wont talk to me and i don't know why!!
    What have i done to diserve this?!?!?!?!

  15. DJ* DJ*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 4:39am UTC
    "Friends are like lessons to be learned, you learn to keep away from the ones that are negative and you learn to stay with the ones that have a positive outlook on life."
    ~derekajames

  16. Lmirela589 Lmirela589
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 4:47am UTC
    You don't love someones because they're perfect ,you love them in spite of the fact
    that they're not

  17. Lmirela589 Lmirela589
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 4:54am UTC
    You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She's not perfect - you aren't either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze and don't expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she's not there.

  18. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 5:50am UTC
    Government: We're still going to be using the military.
    Government: And they'll still be getting paid... kinda.
    Government: I mean, it'll just be a little delayed... yeah... delayed.
    Government: Oh, and don't forget to keep paying taxes.
    Government: And you have to listen to us because even though
    we're no longer the government, we're still the government.

  19. ILookHappyButImDyingInside ILookHappyButImDyingInside
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 6:09am UTC
    I'm just a broken girl
    In a broken world

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    posted a quote
    October 2, 2013 6:09am UTC
    A kiss is just a kiss until you find the one you love
    A hug is just a hug until you find the one you're always thinking of
    A dream is just a dream until it comes true
    Love was just a word until the day I met you
    wittygirl2010

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