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Quotes added on Thursday, September 26 2013

  1. x0GreenEyes x0GreenEyes
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 10:48am UTC
    No one will understand how you feel when you lose a friend.
    Empty.

  2. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 10:51am UTC
    You are such a pest!
    *Gets out pesticide fertilizer*

  3. WhisperToMe WhisperToMe
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 10:51am UTC
    Dont leave me alone with myself.
    Im scared of what I might do.

  4. FlorenceLyrics FlorenceLyrics
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:08am UTC
    IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE
    THE DAWN
    -FLORENCE WELCH

  5. FlorenceLyrics FlorenceLyrics
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:12am UTC
    The dog days are over
    The dog days are done
    The horses are coming
    So you better run

  6. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:12am UTC
    So I was at the doctors yesterday and this five year old kid found out that he was there to get a flu shot. He then proceeded to try and get out of it.
    Him: I... I'm hungry.
    His Mom: So am I.
    Him: Let's just leave and get food,
    His Mom: Nope we have to stay here.
    Him: But I'm.... I'm starving.
    His Mom: Me too.
    Him: But I didn't eat dinner.
    His Mom: Neither did I.
    Him: Well I didn't eat lunch.
    His Mom: Yes you did.
    Him: Well then I didn't have breakfast.
    His Mom: You had cereal.
    Him: Well I didn't have any snacks.
    His Mom: You had a granola bar before we left.
    Him: I'm running out of ideas.

  7. NarryandMe* NarryandMe*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:15am UTC
    My aunt told me this when I came out to her.....
    "It's alright, hun. You did not choose homosexuality.... It choose you. No matter what I will always love you and be here for you. Your family and thats what familys do, accept each other no matter the circumstances."

  8. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:15am UTC
    When you think about it handwriting is pretty weird
    like we are all writing the same letters but for some reason our brains comprehend them differently and as hard as
    we try we can't get our brains to comprehend how somehow else makes their letters and copy their handwriting

  9. FlorenceLyrics FlorenceLyrics
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:16am UTC
    I don't want no future
    I don't need no past
    One bright moment
    Is all I ask

  10. jstallons jstallons
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:18am UTC
    what if we all found out that Steve was actually a teenage girl
    talking about her feelings and nobody was listening so that's
    why she made witty so people would listen and she would
    have a lot of followers and favorites.

  11. Differents0x Differents0x
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:21am UTC
    Every girl wants a bad boy
    Every girl wants a gentleman
    Every girl wants something perfect
    All i have is my Anime♥and food and my beloved xbox x)

  12. imgone♡♡♡♡* imgone♡♡♡♡*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:21am UTC
    all you need to do
    is wrap your arms around me
    cuddle me,tell me your here
    and everything will be alright
    tell me that you love me
    tell me you'll never leave me
    tell me im the one♥

  13. jstallons jstallons
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:23am UTC
    Am I the only person who noticed that in Steve's profile
    picture the dinosaur's tail looks like a giant gray hotdog?

  14. CaylieMarie13 CaylieMarie13
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:25am UTC
    "I manage a baseball team..."Oh, little
    league?"No, Fanasty league.."

  15. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:26am UTC
    I am sorry for...
    all those people who lined up for food,
    and someone took the last thing you
    wanted.
    I know how you feel.

  16. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:29am UTC
    Format by Breeze
    All the flowers of all the tommorows are in the seeds
    of today.

  17. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:33am UTC
    greatest lie in history?
    'baby it's not you it's me' DO YOU REALLY THINK I'LL BUY YOUR
    bullsh!t boy? give a girl her self respect - - - - - - you haven't gone & hurt me yet;
    BUT YOU KNOW I'LL CRUMBLE IF » YOU CALL

  18. ImAddictedToLifeMkai ImAddictedToLifeMkai
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:39am UTC
    Dear Monday,
    I want to break up.
    I'm seeing.
    tuesday
    and dreaming about
    friday
    sincerely, its me, not
    you

  19. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:40am UTC
    One Direction Update
    9/26/13 11:40 PM EDT
    Hey guys! Not much to update on today since the boys had a day off! All of the boys are now in Perth which is on the west coast of Australia! So maybe we'll get some surfing pictures soon! Harry was seen at a casino with Lou and Cal. The man who works there said that there were 2 1D boys there so it could've been any of the others with him. Other than that Niall tweeted about his bath and that's about it!
    They have another day off tomorrow and then back on tour this Saturday!
    Rumors: None
    This Day Last Year: The boys were in London doing lots of interviews and promo for the TMH album! They also filmed their episode of Alan Carr!
    Links: This was yesterday but I thought you'd like Niall + baby: http://t.co/ELA5AWZvY2
    Harry and a young fan: http://t.co/sO8UjjByvL
    Harry and a fan: http://t.co/ZK8OHeIarU
    Harry at the casino a bit ago: http://t.co/Iyv8IrzUG5
    Niall and a fan today: http://t.co/Z9hzWEAemO

  20. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 11:44am UTC
    I like those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and
    then have a deep conversation with and it’s not weird at all

:)

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