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Quotes added on Wednesday, July 31 2013

  1. thatwaswellfunny thatwaswellfunny
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 2:52am UTC
    "I get so many faves!!!" I say to my friend:
    *one fave per quote*

  2. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 2:54am UTC
    I got friend zoned, and it blows because I really did like her. She made me believe she liked me back.

  3. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 2:54am UTC
    YOU WERE GIVEN THIS LIFE BECAUSE
    YOU ARE STRONG ENOUGH
    TO LIVE IT

  4. Failure* Failure*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 2:56am UTC
    My friend tried his hardest not to friend zone this girl he has liked and is finally single.
    " Alright Pal, you should get some sleep ."
    Pal
    Pal..
    Friend zoned.

  5. DJ* DJ*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 2:58am UTC
    "It is always better to feel 100% happy rather than feeling 100% unhappy."
    ~derekajames

  6. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 2:58am UTC
    True happiness is a wealth greater than all the world's money.

  7. KeepFighting KeepFighting
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:02am UTC
    Cause everything
    >>>>>you wanted me to hide <<<<<
    is everything that makes me feel alive.

  8. *tripsoverfridge* *tripsoverfridge*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:04am UTC
    All we need in life is cereal, colouring books, and tigers.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. KeepFighting KeepFighting
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:06am UTC
    I'm screaming for some healing,
    >>>>>Never felt so empty <<<<<
    andI'm telling you it's slowly
    killing me.

  11. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:07am UTC
    happiness is found
    when you stop comparing yourself to other people

  12. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:08am UTC
    Razors pain you
    Rivers are damp
    Acid stains you
    Drugs cause cramps
    Guns aren't lawful
    Nooses give
    Gas smells awful
    You might as well live.♥

  13. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:09am UTC
    Went to "Publix" today... as I was leaving the store, three girls walked in, looked at me smiling and was checking me out... I felt attractive, for once.

  14. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:10am UTC
    Type in "The Most Beautiful Way To Stop A Bully" into youtube search bar or click here and watch.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LNPeGT9H-Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player
    This is AMAZING!!!

  15. gucci prince* gucci prince*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:10am UTC
    Just because your quote
    Didn't get tons of faves, it does not mean it's not a good quote.

  16. heyitsrore heyitsrore
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:17am UTC
    stressed
    depressed
    boyband obsessed.

  17. suryveeyaccounnt suryveeyaccounnt
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:24am UTC
    Be Honest:
    1. Have you ever lied? im pre sure everyone has
    2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? dark
    3. Longest relationship? never had one
    4. Do you have a best friend? yes, a few
    5. Have you ever had your heart broken? ------
    6. Have you ever thought of having cosmetic surgery? no..
    7. Do you like your life? its alright
    8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? nope
    9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? halvies
    10. How long have you had a facebook? 2009 to now
    11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? yeahh
    12. What are your biggest fear(s)? needles
    13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? HEAPS
    14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? yeahh
    15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? yes i do..
    16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? mhm..
    17. Do you ever wish you where famous? were* get your s.hit together witty
    18. Are you currently missing someone? yep
    19. What are you doing right now? this..
    20. Cowboy or gangster? cowboy
    21. Face or body? personality
    22. Sweet or sexy? sweet
    23. Contacts or glasses? glasses
    Yourself:
    1. Eyeliner or mascara? mascara
    2. Pink or black? black
    3. Pumps or flats? flats
    4. Skirts or trousers? skirts
    5. Socks or leggings? socks
    6. Hoodies or jackets? hoodies
    7. Heels or sneakers? sneakers
    8. Straight or curly hair? straight
    9. White or black? black
    10. Smoothies or lattes?smoothies
    11. Diet or regular sodas? Regular
    12. Water or daiquiris? Water
    13. Pearls or diamonds? Diamonds
    14. iPod or cell phone? none
    15. Friends or family first? bothhh
    16. Lip gloss or lip stick? none
    17. Manicure or pedicures? none
    18. Tank tops or beaters? Tank tops
    19. Big sunglasses or small?----
    20. Sunglasses or purses? Sunglasses
    In a Guy:
    1. Funny or serious? funny
    2. Romantic or daredevil? Daredevil
    3. Dark eyes or light eyes? dark
    4. Long hair or short hair? Short
    5. Curly hair or straight hair? idm
    6. Hockey player or football player? football

  18. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:31am UTC
    Insomnia is the worst torture to a dreamer in a physical body.

  19. bronte1234 bronte1234
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:36am UTC
    "We are staying together," he promised. "You are never getting away from me. Never again."
    "As long as we're together." she said.
    Then Percy let go of his tiny ledge, and together, holding hands, he and Annabeth fell into endless darkness.
    - Heros of Olympus, Mark of Athena
    THE FEELS
    -The whole fandom.

  20. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 3:37am UTC
    I've got one for the reason, one for the one.
    One for the seasons and one for the sun.

:)

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