Quotes added on Sunday, June 23 2013

CheeseCake
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June 23, 2013 12:24am UTC

Sometimes, your knight in shining armor, is just a jerk in tin foil

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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cockyemzhoppy
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June 23, 2013 12:29am UTC

every person has a story to tell!

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🎀Anna🎀*
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June 23, 2013 12:29am UTC

And suddenly, your all I need.
Never has it felt so right.
And that's why I smile.

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 12:30am UTC

How to write in Chinese:
1) Take a pack of noodles
2) Colour them over with a sharpie
3) Take a peice of paper
4) Put the noodles on the paper for five seconds
5) Boom. You just wrote in Chinese.

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 12:32am UTC

Dear Microwave,
Why is my plate boiling hot
And my food still cold?

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 12:35am UTC

God is just one letter away from Good

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cherrycarey96
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June 23, 2013 12:35am UTC

You could be the best for me, when I'm the worst for you

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🎀Anna🎀*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 12:36am UTC

I want the kind of love
that will light up
any darkness.

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missmeltdown
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June 23, 2013 12:37am UTC

List of what not to use as a quote:
1. Anything from tumblr

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taytay8056
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 12:37am UTC

How awesome would it be to have an Alan Rickman voiced GPS in your car?
"Turn right in two miles. Do not disappoint me."
"How grand it must be to have the luxury of not taking exit 12. Turn around when possible you bumbling idiot."
"How extrodonarily like your father you are; he would have missed the turn-off too. Turn around and go back you pathetic fool."
There will be no foolish lane-merging or silly u-turns in the next mile."
"Turn to Route 394."
"Always...look before merging."

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 12:41am UTC

The iPhone 30,
Is just going to be a door that has a camera and calls people

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missmeltdown
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June 23, 2013 12:41am UTC

Bad moods will come and go your whole life,
trying to force them away only makes them last longer

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LostGirls*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 12:43am UTC

Don't worry when I fight with you. Worry when I stop because that means that there is nothing left for me to fight for.

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 12:44am UTC

Teacher: To change centimeteres to meteres you do what?
Me: Take out centi
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me:
Teacher:
Me: You just got pwned.

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taytay8056
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June 23, 2013 12:49am UTC

If you were forced to spend the rest of your life in a library, a museum, or a zoo, which would you choose and why?

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LostGirls*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 12:50am UTC

ex says he likes me ---> i say i like ex ---> nothing happens ---> ex says he likes my (ex) bestfriend ----> me: 0.o

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missmeltdown
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June 23, 2013 12:51am UTC

Just some advice I hope you take to heart;
Don't ever muffle your feelings. When you're sad, cry
when you're happy, smile,
and when something's bothering you, address it.
Bottling your feelings up will lead to feeling nothing at all~

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goawayanthony*
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June 23, 2013 12:54am UTC

Boyfriend
Friend
Girlfriend
Family
Ily = I'm leaving you
I just pwned this quote.

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 12:57am UTC

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus
So I could slap eight people at once

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