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Quotes added on Monday, June 17 2013

  1. skylinesandturnstiles skylinesandturnstiles
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:35am UTC
    Me: f*** bugs yo
    lost_in_the_music: :\
    lost_in_the_music: idk dude but i think its probably impossible to f*** bugs
    Me: I'M NOT THAT PERVERTED OH MY GOD I
    lost_in_the_music: HAHAHHAHAHA

  2. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:42am UTC
    -_- My bestfreind just stopped talking to me. I thought that we would be friends forever, I guess not. I don't know why he stopped but I miss him. I miss him so bad that I can't sleep. I haven't eaten in two days. I have to admit that I kinda crushed on him, He wasn't single.
    I wish that whatever I did I didn't do. I made a mistake, but I don't know what. I saw him today he was wearing a striped shirt. He glances at me for a second and quickly looked away. What did I do? Was it so horrid that he can't talk to me? I wish that I could start over, But you can never start over. I just don't know what I did. Was I too annoying? Did i say something to hurt him? And the worst part is.... He talks to my best friend. I can't even tell her, the only people i trust is you guys. I tried texting him. Calling him. Everything. Maybe this is the end

  3. tatertotz7 tatertotz7
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:42am UTC
    I have a babe and you don't.
    Get over it.

  4. ApplePie123 ApplePie123
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:44am UTC
    Today was such a crappy day. I think I will make some hot chocolate and cry myself to sleep.

  5. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:45am UTC
    “ I have been wanting to see Peter Pan for years.
    Last week my family took us to Disneyland.
    When I saw Peter I immediately waved and
    ran up to him saying he is my hero.
    He grabbed my arms,
    saw my self harm scars and frowned.
    He quickly said:
    “No no, you have battle scars! You must of fought off
    some horrible pirates. You, princess, are MY hero!”
    Then bowed down & kissed my hand
    before hugging me tightly & whispering:
    “You're beautiful. Please stop,”in my ear.
    I cried for the rest of the day.”
    -This isn't mine, I saw it on Tumblr &
    thought it was perfect-

  6. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:55am UTC
    I just got a text from him, my heart stopped beating.
    Him. I think we need a break from each other.
    Me. What do you mean? Like a break as friends? Or just a break as your going somewhere?
    Him.... As friends.
    Me. I understand, but what did I do?
    Still waiting for the reply

  7. StayGoldPonyboy* StayGoldPonyboy*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 1:58am UTC
    Tiffanie is master race.
    Tiffanie is love.
    Tiffanie is life.
    lol no but seriously shout out to my best friend :D<3

  8. IKnewYouWereTrouble IKnewYouWereTrouble
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 2:04am UTC
    it's like it's easy for you to not have me in your life anymore.

  9. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 2:08am UTC
    The tears just won't stop
    I promised myself I would be strong
    but that didn't last long

  10. theinfinitejar theinfinitejar
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 2:13am UTC
    -Why are you in college, Ms. Powers?
    -Because I can't sing or dance.
    ~Long May She Reign
    Well, neither can Kim or Kourtney Kardashian.

  11. musiclover1414 musiclover1414
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 2:21am UTC
    Don’t give anyone too many chances because soon…
    They will take advantage of it

  12. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 2:32am UTC
    Guy: Wanna see my d*ck?
    Me: No.
    Guy: I wanna show you my d*ck.
    Me: Please don't.
    Guy: Here's a picture of my d*ck.
    Me: Oh god, eye-molestation.
    Guy: Send me a pic of u.
    Me: *sends picture of obese, very hairy
    old man, dressed in drag as retaliation*
    Me: That's me bby <3
    Haven't heard from him since.

  13. musiclover1414 musiclover1414
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 2:35am UTC
    Me: *talks to mom about homework plan*
    Little sister: Who cares!
    Me: Maybe I care..
    Her: Maybe I don't...
    ... Nothing better than family to make you feel loved...

  14. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 2:35am UTC
    Stars fade, hearts break,
    fair trade, is it ever even?
    No way to stay awake
    when you realise time just keeps on moving
    while you're standing next to living in the dark.
    Neon, neon, burn up the sky,
    just like a fantasy where all I can see is
    NEON
    Please don't remove this!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  16. EdgeFace EdgeFace
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 2:56am UTC
    It's 3 in the morning, yet you're still on my mind.

  17. musiclover1414 musiclover1414
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 3:01am UTC
    That embarrassing moment when you're about to start your concert and then realize you're not home alone...

  18. skylinesandturnstiles skylinesandturnstiles
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 3:06am UTC
    Do you ever just wish you were a ninja like not one of the ninjas you see in movies but like one of the ninjas from Naruto? because same

  19. EdgeFace EdgeFace
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 3:15am UTC
    There was a class, a group of people much like us, the teacher would just walk around talking, teaching, and the class would follow. While the teacher realized one day, I am not getting through to my class, I am not breaking through, and they are not believing, they are not understanding, they are not going the extra mile. So he took them to this place outside of their city and it's a place where this incredible rock outcropping went up in a sheer cliff face, it was crumbly, it was impossible to go there and no nobody did. That place was called the edge and everybody was afraid of it because to go there meant you were flirting with your life. The teacher said come with me to the edge and the teacher stood up and he started walking up the cliff face. The class had no choice you follow your teacher and he got them to the edge, the top of the cliff, where beyond was so desperately far, and so dangerous, and so amazingly fearful that you could not even look down and he lined them up, one by one along the edge to embrace that fear. And then he pushed them off of the cliff and everyone of them flew, like a bird.

  20. xxJadee123xx xxJadee123xx
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2013 3:18am UTC
    I have a mini fridge in my room.
    That sounds really cool, but it is soooo bad.
    I hoard food up here, so I never go downstairs.
    I've also recently come to the beautiful realization that I can take all of my empty juice bottles and fill them up with water.
    So basically......
    I'm never leaving my little hobbit hole of a room ever again.

:)

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