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Quotes added on Thursday, May 30 2013

  1. HappyCriminal HappyCriminal
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 3:55am UTC
    I'm a survivor, picked up a fiver, got on the bus and killed the bus driver. Thought it was funny, nicked all her money, I'm a survivor, still got my fiver!! :D

  2. HappyCriminal HappyCriminal
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:03am UTC
    Whats Mickie with out Minnie, Whats Tigger with out Pooh, Whats Spongebob with out Patrick, Whats me with out you?

  3. livingfortomorrow livingfortomorrow
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:13am UTC
    I've been told that love is about the ups and downs, the pain and pleasure and the good and bad times
    but I believe love is about the ups, the pleasure, and the good times....
    I would never wish the pain and suffering some couples go through on my worst enemy let alone my loved ones. Be true to yourself, how can you love someone if you don't know how to love yourself
    -livingfortomorrow


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. paramoregirl3 paramoregirl3
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:20am UTC
    Baby: Seryously, they make you poop outside?
    Dog: Yeah :/
    Baby: Wow life must be hard for you.
    Dog: You have NO idea!

  6. ItsOkToBePerfect ItsOkToBePerfect
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:33am UTC
    Stayed up all night
    Did I regret It ? NO

  7. Loves_First_Kiss Loves_First_Kiss
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:34am UTC
    Have you ever had to keep a seacret to the point that even saying on witty "I have a seacret" is giving it away too much!!

  8. Loves_First_Kiss Loves_First_Kiss
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:37am UTC
    If each day is a gift, Id like to know where to return mondays!!

  9. Miss_Maddie_500 Miss_Maddie_500
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:39am UTC
    Life sucks,
    and then you die.


  10. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. Miss_Maddie_500 Miss_Maddie_500
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:42am UTC
    If the world
    Didn't suck, we would all fall off


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. MissOpportunist MissOpportunist
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:54am UTC
    I touch the fire
    And it freezes me
    I look in to it and it's black
    Why can't I feel
    My skin should crack and peel
    I want the fire back

  14. ♡ Vσσ∂σσ Dσℓℓ ♡* ♡ Vσσ∂σσ Dσℓℓ ♡*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:59am UTC
    Girl: Do you love me?
    Boy: Of course I do!
    Girl: Prove it. Tell it to the world
    Boy: *whispers in ear* I love you
    Girl: Why’d you whisper it to me?
    Boy: Because you’re my world

  15. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 4:59am UTC
    Here's to never growing up.

  16. yazgirl1 yazgirl1
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 5:19am UTC
    Sometimes the past is just a memory. Sometimes it's what keeps us going. Sometimes it's a pain to remember. But whatever it is, it's over. Don't live your life in the past. Live it for what is to come in the future.

  17. *silvergirl* *silvergirl*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 5:28am UTC
    We will win this for Mother Russia!!

  18. fivehourslater fivehourslater
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 5:44am UTC
    Cleverbot
    Who does Sherlock love?
    John Watson.
    And who does John Watson love?
    Sherlock Holmes.

  19. YouthInRetrospect YouthInRetrospect
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 5:47am UTC
    It is nearly 5AM and I'm still Skyping you.
    Life is good.

  20. Complimenter♥* Complimenter♥*
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 5:48am UTC
    You're insecure
    Don't know what for
    You're turning heads when you walk
    through the door
    Don't need make up
    To cover up
    Being the way that you are

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