Quotes added on Thursday, April 25 2013

4everyettobediscovered
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April 25, 2013 3:03am UTC

i want you to save me,
but i know you cant...

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HelloWorldItIsYourFather
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April 25, 2013 3:04am UTC

I want to be the next FramingMathew.
I want to make a difference.

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everythingcrazy
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April 25, 2013 3:12am UTC

never underestimate the power of teenage girls in groups.

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kelly*
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 3:35am UTC

If Plan A didn't work,
the alphabet has 25 more
letters.

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kelly*
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 3:38am UTC

KEEP CALM AND I'LL CALL THE DOCTOR

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gucci prince*
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April 25, 2013 3:50am UTC

NOTHING LASTS FOREVER.

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Lakers24
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April 25, 2013 3:50am UTC

They shall no grow old, as we that are left grow old;
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn;
At the going down of the sun, and in the morning;
We will remember them.
Lest we forget <3

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Orris
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April 25, 2013 4:00am UTC

Woman: why is that if a man's sleeping around, it's okay, but if a woman's sleeping around, she gets judged?
Man: well, if a key can open many locks, we call it a master key, but if a lock can be opened by many keys, there's something wrong with that lock
nmq

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Ouch
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April 25, 2013 4:07am UTC

Guys, pretty please can you like my page for work www.facebook.com/TheLittleYellowCar
I need 300 likes by 9am Monday morning and then i will get a bonus.
(and get in my boss's good books)

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moshturbation*
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April 25, 2013 4:14am UTC

Lest we forget

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honeyblood5
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April 25, 2013 4:37am UTC

I told U
that you stole a piece of my heart
U told Me
that I stole of yours.
<3

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TheOceansTearsXx*
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 4:46am UTC

Today is my one year anniversary on witty...
not that i have achived anything but...uhhh

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honeyblood5
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 4:46am UTC

I told U
that you stole a piece of my heart
U told Me
that I stole of yours.
<3

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BlackButterflies
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April 25, 2013 4:47am UTC

friendships don't have to last forever. if they're treating you badly or making you feel like crap about yourself, it is okay to leave, it is okay to make new friends, because the length of a friendship doesn't ensure the quality of it. people change.

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LostGirls*
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April 25, 2013 4:47am UTC

Your love is a gathering storm that I chased across the sky.
A moment in your arms is the reason why.
You alone are my light, I would do anything to feel you in my arms tonight.
- Josef Alexandra Thompson

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LostGirls*
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April 25, 2013 4:50am UTC

Cinderella, walked on broken glass.
Aurora, let a while lifetime pass.
Belle, fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine, married a common thief.
Ariel, walked on land for love.
Snow White, barley escape the knife.

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LostGirls*
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April 25, 2013 4:53am UTC

Someday everything will all make sense. So for now, laugh at the confusion, smile through the tears and keep reminding yourself that everything happens for a reason.

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bapalapshamaladingdong_who
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April 25, 2013 4:54am UTC

What do you think the doctor's real name is ?

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Sparkles_Bread
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April 25, 2013 4:54am UTC

To all the Australians:
I hope you had a good Anzac day. I hope you kept all of our soldiers in your minds.
Lest we forget.

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LostGirls*
posted a quote
April 25, 2013 4:55am UTC

Nothing lasts forever.
So live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the b**ls**t, take chances and never have regrets.
Because at one point, everything you did was exactly what you wanted.

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