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Quotes added on Friday, January 25 2013

  1. daisybug2000 daisybug2000
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:17am UTC
    Fine=
    Finding problem after problem.
    insecure.
    Nothing is right.
    Everything is wrong.

  2. CantLiveWithOut1D CantLiveWithOut1D
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:19am UTC
    DIRECTIONERS!!
    WE HAVE BAD NEWS! WAR IS ON.
    OUR HARRY IS NOMINATED FOR "VILLIAN OF THE YEAR"
    WE GOTTA LET HIM LOOSE
    ONE DIRECTION IS NOMINATED FOR "WORST BAND"
    BUT THE GOOD NEW IS THAT HARRY IS NOMINATED FOR "THE SEXIEST MAN"

  3. redstarburst redstarburst
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:21am UTC
    Smile; It scares people...
    (:

  4. MamaPanda MamaPanda
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:24am UTC
    My Friends Consist Of People That
    -Have Tried To Kill Themselves
    -Are Thinking About It
    -Have Thought About
    -Don't Want To Admit To Planning On Trying.
    Then There's My 5-10 Friends That Are To Scared To Admit It Happens.
    ♡♥

  5. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:24am UTC
    *a hot guys walks into gym*
    me: hey, did you just fart
    him: no.....
    me: cuz you just blew me away
    him:
    me:
    him:
    me:
    me: are you a parking ticket
    him: what?
    me: cuz you got fine written all over you.
    him:
    me:*laughs* that's a knee slapper!
    him:*walks away trying not to laugh*

  6. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:26am UTC
    it's not my fault i fell in love, you're the one that tripped me.

  7. MamaPanda MamaPanda
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:29am UTC
    Bringing Up The Past Is A New Low,
    Even For You.
    ♡♥

  8. Awesome99 Awesome99
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:29am UTC
    I feel like anything I do is never good enough for you.

  9. everythingcrazy everythingcrazy
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:30am UTC
    me: IM INVISIBLE!!!
    him: really?
    me: can you see me?
    him: yes.
    me: how about friday?
    him:
    me:
    him: oh. i see how it is. C:,'

  10. Lgirl Lgirl
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:31am UTC
    "Guys, be quiet! I'm calling my mom!"
    *Friends start making awkward sexual noises in the background*


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:36am UTC
    I wanna move far away from here
    and start fresh
    I think that's what I need

  13. redstarburst redstarburst
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:36am UTC
    I
    aspire
    to be
    the
    person
    my DOG
    thinks
    I
    am.

  14. kayznd kayznd
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:40am UTC
    Grandma passed away a year ago as of the 27thღ
    I decided to write letters to herღ
    Because I need herღ
    This is the closest I'll getღ
    I'm going to keep them in a lock box with the pressed flower from her funeralღ
    Gone but never forgottenღ

  15. DonggaBieber DonggaBieber
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:50am UTC
    Teacher : Give me your email so I can send you your homework
    Me :
    Teacher :
    Me :
    Teacher :
    Me :F*ckMeHarryStyles@gmail.com

  16. skimmingthepavement skimmingthepavement
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 2:08am UTC
    Whoever invented marrige was creepy.
    "Hey, I like you so much that I want to get the government involved so you can't leave. Ever."


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. ZoeBoe ZoeBoe
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 2:22am UTC
    AMBER_BUBBLES_98 ANSWER YOUR PHONE!!!!!!!!!
    Or i may have to kill you! :)
    (I'm not kidding)
    CALL ME!!!!!!!
    LIKE DO IT NOW!!!!

  19. ZoeBoe ZoeBoe
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 2:25am UTC
    I'm actually starting to like how i look..... :/

  20. inlovewithfinnharries inlovewithfinnharries
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 2:31am UTC
    i think about us alot
    even when us doesn't exist

:)

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