Quotes added on Wednesday, January 23 2013

taytay8056
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January 23, 2013 1:33am UTC

*Cuddling with my boyfriend*
Him: You're so soft..
Him: Like a hairless cat.
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: I love you.

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ThisIsMe943
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January 23, 2013 1:36am UTC

Don't Cheat or It Won't Work ! 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?
2. Your first initial?
3. Your month of birth?
4. Which color do you like more, black or white?
5. Your favorite number?
6. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
7. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
8. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
Answers:
1. Red- You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
2. If you're initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
5. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
6. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.
7.. If you chose:
Lake : You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
8. This wish will come true only if you copy and paste this onto your profile within one hour. Copy and paste this in the next 10 minutes, and it will come true before your next birthday!!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThisIsMe943
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January 23, 2013 1:39am UTC

Even MORE geometry homework?!
Ain't nobody got time fo this!

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Ravenlight
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January 23, 2013 1:44am UTC

Everything will be okay in the end. If its not okay, it's not the end.

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GreenDay21
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January 23, 2013 1:46am UTC

I did it, Wittians.
I told my crush/best friend that I like him.
I was upset all night, and cried in front of him.
He asked what was wrong, but I kept putting it off...
Then I finally talked to him on facebook later, and confessed.
Here is his reply:
"Ok...wow...I had a feeling that was what it was. I'm really not that oblivious...
But it would probably not work out. I just feel that we are too good of friends
to do this to each other, and it would just get awkward...
I'm so sorry, but i think it would be in our best interest as best friend to keep it that way.
And again, I'm sorry, but I just cant bring myself to do that. I'm sorry."
Welp. I tried. I really did. Four years of crushing on him,
doing stupid favors for him.... all wasted. I'm done trying.
Peace out.

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Dakota398
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January 23, 2013 1:48am UTC

I Love You
The most misused word in the dictionary

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zombies.are.kwl *
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January 23, 2013 1:54am UTC

I remember everything all too well
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | BMTH

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Dishonored*
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January 23, 2013 2:09am UTC

Mom: Have you been studying?
Sister: Yeah, but I don't think Hanna has been...
Me: ...
-week later-
Sister: *fails permit test*
Me: *passes permit test*
Sister: -.-
Me: ... well, this is awkward...

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gucci prince*
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January 23, 2013 2:11am UTC

Death

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imybimster
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January 23, 2013 2:20am UTC

I had a dream that i met amazing phil and carrie hope fletcher. BEST DREAM EVER

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Ravenlight
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January 23, 2013 2:26am UTC

http://galadarling.com/static/radical-self-love-bootcamp

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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mexismoo
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January 23, 2013 2:38am UTC

That horrible moment when you type your password into your username box

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whoaitskatrina
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January 23, 2013 2:40am UTC

Okay guys, I'm back. I went through a seriously rough patch in my life and quit witty for quite a while, but I'm back. I just have one question, I was in the middle of a writing a story when I left, should I even pick back up on that or is that completely pointless? idk comment what you think...

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codyd10
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January 23, 2013 2:57am UTC

I LOVE
YOU
Cookiedoughformats

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BlackButterflies
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January 23, 2013 3:21am UTC

there are so many things i want to do but i have no motivation and i'm so socially awkward that i just sit at home in my room and cry about tv shows.

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supergreenmissqueen
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January 23, 2013 3:23am UTC

i'm a witty girl
in a witty world
lifes fantastic
with nutella
you cant brush my hair
or take me anywhere
YOU PEASANT

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