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Quotes added on Sunday, January 6 2013

  1. FluffyScamp FluffyScamp
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:00am UTC
    "I know you're going through a tough time right now,
    And that I give you a lot of crap,
    but I just wanted you to know,
    that when it really comes down to it,
    I'm here for you.
    I've got your back."
    -Colby.

  2. Fecondo75 Fecondo75
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:00am UTC
    Witty,
    Thanks for being my escape from the real life.
    Love,
    Me because I hate the real world.
    People of Witty,
    Thanks for being so nice and I love ALL of you! I always come on here to let my feelings out and I know I can talk to you guys. Thanks :))
    Love,
    Me because you guys are amazing

  3. youcanalwaysdream33 youcanalwaysdream33
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:00am UTC
    And I cant help but wonder
    if you feel the same way

  4. pizza ♥* pizza ♥*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:01am UTC
    rugrats
    random girl: what are you gonna do now?
    tommy: im gonna go home, get a bottle, get my blankie, and take a nap nap.
    random girl: will you ever come back? when?
    tommy: maybe tomorrow

  5. StarsUponTheLorax StarsUponTheLorax happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:02am UTC
    So one of the more provocative girls on my Facebook decided to post a status informing the rest of us that she may be soon working Mcdonalds.
    Immediantly, i was reminded of one quote found here on Witty that joked about how people with "swag" usually end up working at these fast food chains.
    And as I'm going through the comments...
    Person 1: Do you have enough swag?
    Provocative Girl: Do you have enough swag to question my swag?
    ...
    I'm sure this will help her to achieve the "employee of the year" award


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. it_goes_on* it_goes_on*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:03am UTC
    I'm what some of you would consider popular
    or whatever. I've been told at school I'm in that "popular group."
    Yeah, I'm not the ugliest person ever.
    Yeah, I have friends.
    Yeah, some guys "like" me. I know that.
    But I still get lonely.

  8. forever_and_beyond forever_and_beyond
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:03am UTC
    Friend: Hey, can I come over?
    Me: Um, I think. Wait.
    Me: Oh, sorry, ask later, my mom's in a bad mood. ;)

  9. pizza ♥* pizza ♥*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:04am UTC
    Rugrats is my kid show.
    it makes me stay young forever. infact i know a girl just like angelica. and a boy just like tommy.

  10. NoOneGetsIt NoOneGetsIt
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:04am UTC
    I don't think I like you.
    I like the idea of having you to call mine.

  11. Maddi Motionless* Maddi Motionless*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:04am UTC
    I think your mouth should be quiet cause it never tells the truth - Sleeping with Sirens, With Ears to See and Eyes to Hear


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. Smiles_Mustaches Smiles_Mustaches
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:05am UTC
    B!TCHES! My dad got me the 150 pack of crayons!

  14. marie1616 marie1616
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:06am UTC
    Depression
    can happen to anyone, boy or girl, rich or poor, ill or healthy, scars aren't always visable, you don't have to be stick thin to have an eating disorder, your jokes aren't funny, they hurt! Self harm is serious whether it's paper cuts or stitches, it isn't attention seeking, it's a cry for help. A smile can save a life. You're beautiful no matter what you believe.
    -Tumblr & nmf. Everyone should listen to this.

  15. forever_and_beyond forever_and_beyond
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:06am UTC
    Am I the only one who has tried to have diary/journal but failed epically each time?

  16. youcanalwaysdream33 youcanalwaysdream33
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:07am UTC
    You cant change your situation
    the only thing you can change is how you chose to deal with it.

  17. pizza ♥* pizza ♥*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:07am UTC
    me: i don't think I like you
    him: what do you mean?
    me: i think i love you.

  18. TouchTheClouds TouchTheClouds
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:08am UTC
    Ned Bigby's school survival guide didn't help me at all in middle school.

  19. MexicanChicka MexicanChicka
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:09am UTC
    Its funny how when you ignore me its okay
    But when I ignore you, its not?

  20. mamma mamma
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 12:09am UTC
    Going Nowhere
    Epilogue
    Tahlia's P.O.V
    I got kicked out. I returned back to my old school, but Ashley had got suspended, and Emily moved again. No one bothers me anymore, so I'm really, pretty much popular.
    Lyla's P.O.V
    Me and Britney didn't get kicked out. We're the vice principals favourite students now.
    THE END.
    __________________
    WITTY NAME - JADE (Not my real name)
    Hey everyone! Thank you for reading this whole story. I usually go up to 20-25 chapters, but there really isn't anything to write about...I'll be starting a new story, so stay tuned.. (:

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