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Quotes added on Wednesday, January 2 2013

  1. XxAutumnSkyexX XxAutumnSkyexX
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 12:49am UTC
    On that note I think we should kiss how do you feel about that?
    Well sometimes I get the feeling i can do crystal meth then i think ehhh better not

  2. cfc15nick15 cfc15nick15
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 12:49am UTC
    i got your mother, father, step father, sister, and little brother to fall in love with me.
    your feelings meat the most, and now they are gone
    their feelings about me havent change, how come yours had to?

  3. mysecretfilesofbeingateen mysecretfilesofbeingateen
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 12:49am UTC
    After an all day Merlin marathon on Netflix, I am speaking in a British accent and cant get it out of my head. Oh, and anyone who has ever watched the adventures of Merlin, you are like my neatest friends ever. Its so funny... and Merlin is my 2nd TV show crush... Ever!

  4. Hyouka* Hyouka*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 12:50am UTC
    Me: *Forgets that i have headphones in my ears, and that my laptop is all the way on loud*
    Me: *Plays a song*
    Me: *Falls off couch scared half the death*
    .-.

  5. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 12:50am UTC
    She's just an imperfect girl
    &
    He's just an imperfect guy
    But
    Together they are perfect for eachother

  6. DumbRedhead DumbRedhead
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 12:51am UTC
    TODAY IS NEVER TOO LATE TO BE brand new

  7. Arcade1012 Arcade1012
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 12:52am UTC
    I could care less that it's now 6am where I am.
    And I'm still on witty.
    6 AM

  8. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 12:52am UTC
    It's nights like these
    That I really wish you were here


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 12:55am UTC
    I'll admit it
    I am a worry wart
    I freak out about everything
    But when I talk to you
    I am my worry free
    And all I think about is you

  11. B R E E* B R E E*
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    January 2, 2013 12:56am UTC
    His love was like driving a new Maserati down a dead-end street


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  13. klarissa2hip19 klarissa2hip19
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 12:58am UTC
    People though that we would have flying cars by 2012 all we have are blankets with sleeves.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. liftyourselfandflywithoutwings liftyourselfandflywithoutwings
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 12:58am UTC
    You can be the greatest.
    You can be the best.
    You can be the king kong bangin' on your chest.

  16. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 1:01am UTC
    Do you see that girl?
    With the worn and tight sweater
    Well she gets made fun of for wearing that sweater
    And she wears it because her mother gave it to her when she was 5 years old before she died
    Don't judge

  17. SweetMinnie SweetMinnie
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 1:02am UTC
    Today when I went to go visit my brother I saw his wife had his old high school t-shirt on
    It literally made my day at the thought of how cute that was.


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  19. FraniJones FraniJones
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 1:06am UTC
    Me At The Travel Store:
    *How does anyone afford these suitcases?*
    *Mum, we are going on a two hour flight, I do not need an inflatible pillow*
    *These ear plugs look like tampons...*
    *I wonder if you could use tampons as ear plugs*
    *Where's mum gone?*
    *Crap*


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