Quotes added on Wednesday, November 7 2012

ChocoTaco
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 1:34am UTC

BravoSierra's format
If a joke is labeled under
the catagory "funny"
You don't go and make legitimate arguments over it. ye hoebags

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SebbysCuteLittleKItty
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 1:42am UTC

Dont you think the
quote " i think taylor
swift and her ex are
ever ever getting back
together" is way over
used?

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absent *
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 1:48am UTC

Imagine how Justin
Bieber's voice would
sound if he had a
Tennessee accent...?!?

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sloths
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 1:49am UTC

That's what happens though. We feel bad and guilty for 10 minutes, and then we forget all about it. We forget that people are dying and starving and catching diseases and we don't do anything about it. We don't try to help because we are lazy. And that is the truth.

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absent *
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 2:04am UTC

Me: I hate Monday's.. If Monday had a face
i'd punch it!!
Kaitlyn: I'd do more than punch it,, more like
tackle it to the ground and bash the sh*t out
of it!!
Me: See, this is why we are friends!!

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JadenSmithsWife
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 2:16am UTC

Confession #11
I love boys with accents.(:

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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KarlaKutsWithKrayons
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 2:18am UTC

Broken, hurt, sad. That's how you really feel.
But that smile of yours seems all to real.
How do you do it?
For all to long I've been trying to keep my smile on, but it never seems to come out right.
But yours, bright and cheerful.
I feel as if I'm the only one who sees past it to the real you.
I know how you feel, I know the pain it's all to real.
But just to let you know, I'm here for you too.
Mq

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purely_because_i_got_bullied_into_it
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 2:24am UTC

Mum: A moment on the lips, a life time on the hips...
Me: what if it's on your lips for more than a moment ?
Mum: Well by the trjectory of the moon and the sun you will implode and create a blackhole
Me;
Mum:
Me:
Fred:
Mum:
Noonoo:
Me: I AM TRYING THAT.

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MumfordandtheSuns
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 2:25am UTC

moving?
i have lived here my whole life. how can you possibly want to make me move to a town where i know no one. all my friends live here. i have grown up with them. why are you guys putting yourself first? why don't i get a say in this? it's my life too.
well here's my say : I DON'T WANT TO MOVE.

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soccerfreak99
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 2:29am UTC

~Winning a date with Chris Marshalls~
♥Blurb♥
So we all have our celebrity crushes. We all have those fantasies where we want to meet them, date them and then you’ll both end up falling hopelessly in love. What would you do if you entered a contest and won a date with your celebrity crush? Teen-heartthrob Chris Marshalls is on the wall of every teenage girl including Alison Walker. Alison is a not so popular girl who wins a date with her ultimate celebrity crush. Chris Marshalls, yes he has the good looks, the money and the nice clothes but up close he’s not what he seems, he’s an egoistic jerk and Alison realizes he isn’t completely flawless. Will she fall for his cocky personality? Or ditch him for her best friend?
HEYYYY GUYS. sooo im baack. i just finished my exams today yayyyy!!!!! so that means i will be uploading again :) so how have you all been?? it is soo hot here and im almost ready to rip my clothes off ;) so i miss witty :( anywayyys. i hope you enjoy my new story. hopefully i will finish this one :-/
~COMMENT FOR A REMINDER~

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amber_bubbles_98
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 2:30am UTC

That awesome moment when you see you have over one thousand favourite quotes....
Then you realize how much you really need to get a life....

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 2:36am UTC

Anyone wanna do a hack for me?

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chethu
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 2:37am UTC

Its not regrets that makes you happy
Its confession that makes you happy

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chiaroscuro
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 2:38am UTC

OBAMA WON MOFOS!!!! *party*

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a_part_of_me
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 2:41am UTC

First time putting in contacts:
Me: Wooo!!! Yeah!!! This is gonna be easy peasy japaneasy!!!
Me: ok, just gotta open the packet...Dang!! Some of the liquid came out!!!
Me: Now i gotta get the contact... HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET THIS THING OUT?!?!
Me: Ok... We got it out... It should be simple from now- OMG!!! IT FLIPPED!!! SH*T!!!! WHICH WAY IS THE RIGHT ONE?!?!
5 minutes later...
Me: awesome!!! Its the right way!!! Ok, just gotta keep my eye open while i- DAMN!!!! I BLINKED!!!
Me: Lets try this again... Almost.... *drops contact* Nooooo!!!! Er mah gerd... Where did it go??? THERE IT IS!!!! :D
Me: Lets try this again...
30 minutes later...
Me: OMG!!!! YES!!!! I GOT IT IN!!!! ER MAH GERD IT LOOKS SOOOO COOOOOL!!!!!
20 seconds later...
Me: Dang!!! Now i have to do the other side!!!
*repeats process*

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 2:42am UTC

Why did you leave
without even saying good-bye

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forgottenlover
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 2:43am UTC

Today, my teacher that I've had for over a year decided to call my mom. He said he's noticed that I'm acting different lately and seem to have lost motivation and interest in my once favorite class. He told her that he's concerned and thinks something's going on with me or that something's wrong.
Is it really that obvious?...

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
November 7, 2012 2:45am UTC

There's always a wild side
to an innocent face.

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