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Quotes added on Sunday, September 2 2012

  1. ElectricTears ElectricTears
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Let Me be The First To Wish You The Worst..

  2. hannah3497 hannah3497
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.
    - Confucius.

  3. jadeyp33 jadeyp33
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:11am UTC
    THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!
    So you know those stories about little kids who just plop down on a toilet out for display in the middle of stores??? Ya well I was one of them and it didn't just end there. I used to strip completely naked when i went to the bathroom, and my mom just walked off saying she didn't know me. Thanks mom.

  4. Miss_Tomlinson_ Miss_Tomlinson_
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:11am UTC
    90% of people marry their 7th - 12th grade love. ♥ Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.
    I know, these things are a little gay. but i still do it, i dont want to risk it.

  5. gogoyoable gogoyoable
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:12am UTC
    When you cry and eat your
    sorrows away,
    even though it doesn't work.

  6. Awkward3564 Awkward3564
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Can someone please make me laugh?
    Cookiedoughformats

  7. mark5e96 mark5e96
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:12am UTC
    "I left home, but there's one thing that I still know,
    It's always summer in my heart and in my soul."

  8. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Oh, you hate your
    life cuz your fave
    lipgloss isn't in-stock?
    wow, girl. i feel for
    you. your life is so
    bad. im so sorry -_-

  9. luvyhu4ever luvyhu4ever
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:13am UTC
    Like these? Like the quote if you do...
    Coverse.Vans.SkinnyJeans.Skittles.Boys.
    Long boards. Snapbacks.Music.Weirdness.

  10. hope* hope*
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:13am UTC
    everything works in your arms.

  11. springbaby springbaby
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:13am UTC
    This is my favorite time of year.
    Despite my dad spending more time at Football games than with me.
    Or my mom, instisting that I do cross-country. No matter how many times I tell her I don't want to.
    Or going back to school.
    And trying to look okay, with my hand-me-down clothes.
    The lack of sleep, friends, and guys for some odd reason, just might like me back.
    I like it because of the football games. I go to because I love them. And avoiding my former sqaud of cheerleaders. And the stuck-up people in my grade, that go the games to socailize, not to watch and root.
    The chilly weather. The jeans, sweaters, and boots.The colorful leafs that crunch beneath your feet. Roast beef on Sundays. Halloween. And seeing your best friend that is somehow even weirder than you, every day.

  12. MrefusetosinkH MrefusetosinkH
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:13am UTC
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  13. crazyMCRfangirl crazyMCRfangirl
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:13am UTC
    He was no help at all. Thanks Frank! Hes also napping right now.
    ~Ray Toro <3

  14. smoothx14 smoothx14
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:14am UTC
    I've been carrying this hammer all day, and my arms are so Thor

  15. BillionBeautifulBrokenPieces BillionBeautifulBrokenPieces
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:14am UTC
    Beautiful Broken Piece #28
    ___________________________________________
    I'm stupid but I don't really care.

  16. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:16am UTC
    finally 15 bitchesss!!!!! (:

  17. tnutty tnutty
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:16am UTC
    Lost your pen= no pen
    No pen= no notes
    No notes= no study
    No study= fail
    Fail= no diploma
    No diploma= no work
    No work= no money
    No money= no food
    No food= Skinny
    Skinny= Ugly
    Ugly= no love
    No love= no marriage
    No marriage= no children
    No children= alone
    Alone= depression
    Depression= sickness
    Sickness= death
    Lesson: Don't lose your pen, you will die.
    nmq

  18. mark5e96 mark5e96
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:16am UTC
    The definition of a summer night:)

  19. AlDoWh_ AlDoWh_
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Literally sitting here crying because I feel so ugly and pointless. Because I AM so ugly and pointless...

  20. springbaby springbaby
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Sorry,
    not my cup of poison.

:)

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