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Quotes added on Friday, August 10 2012

  1. 90kids 90kids
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:29am UTC
    You're a 90's kid if you remember that is was worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

  2. SexyBeatGotSwag SexyBeatGotSwag
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:29am UTC
    The worst part of all
    Is I actually believed
    I had a chance with you.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. laststar laststar
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:29am UTC
    Have you ever,
    broken down sobbing after so long of being strong? crumbled to the floor, hands by your face. Your face scrunches up and you let out that first gasp. You try to be quiet but eventually it becomes loud, heart-wrenching sobs. You cry and cry so much you can't breathe. You ask whoever's up there; ''Why? Why me? Why this? Why can't I just be dead?'' You say you want to end it all right there. You sob you, trying to gasp breaths in between. Eventually you completely collapse on the floor after, and just lay there, numb.
    Sounds like something i would do :/ Blehhh

  4. *Hooligan* *Hooligan*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:30am UTC
    That embarrassing email
    We made when we were little...
    format by sandrasaurus

  5. BatmanLove BatmanLove
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:30am UTC
    She sat alone,
    Alone and at home,
    Where her screams were silent,
    But her mind was violent.
    Her insecurities hid deep inside,
    And they did indeed eat her alive.
    A tear rolled down her face,
    As her heart began to race.
    She took her blade and tore her skin,
    Where her depression lied deep within.
    This went on for days, months, years.
    And untill she cried her very last tears.
    She decided that she had enough,
    The world around her was much too tough.
    She took a gun to her head.
    Congratulations society,
    She is dead.
    -I saw this on Tumblr, and it broke my heart. /:

  6. MollyMonster11 MollyMonster11
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:31am UTC
    HELLO WITTY PEOPLE!!!
    Just wondering if you could do me a favour and watch my youtube video:)
    It's of me singing Small Bump by Ed Sheeran:)
    http://youtu.be/QkcD6823Er4
    Could you also tell me what you think about it????
    Thankssssss:)

  7. 90kids 90kids
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:32am UTC
    You're a 90's kid if you have been hurt on a Slip n' Slide.

  8. hockeyprincess11 hockeyprincess11
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:32am UTC
    What happens when I'm bored on a Thursday night!
    Basics
    1. Name: Olivia
    2. Age: 14
    3. Height: 5' 6"
    4. Date of Birth: May 31st
    5. Eye Color: Green
    6. Religion: Catholic!(: <3
    7. Sexuality: Straight
    Looks
    8. Hair Color: Brunette<33333
    9. Eye Color: Green ! Already said this 0___o
    10. Weight: (: trolololololollolololololol!
    11. Skin Tone: Tan <33
    12. Piercings/Tattoos: Ears &soon naval</3
    13. Jewelry: not on me... going to bed soon.
    14. Build: Muscular. (Hockey Playa)
    Personality
    15. Funny or Serious? Botttth.
    16. Hard working or lazy? Depends. School=hardworking summer=lazy
    17. Flirty or reserved? Flirty at the moment.. </3
    18. What is the first thing people notice about your personality? Shyish but crazy!
    19. Are you more caring or sympathetic? Caring with sympathy.
    20. Are you sporty, artistic, bookworm or sciency? Sportyyyyyyyy.
    Have You Ever
    21. Slapped someone in the face? yaaaaaah.
    22. Lost touch with a good friend? YeahD':
    23. Kissed someone for a dare? yuuuuuuuuup.
    24. Drank alcohol? Like a sip with my mama!
    25. Broke a bone? Nopeeee.
    26. Got chickenpox? No. I've had so many shots for that.
    27. Ate a whole pizza to yourself? no lol but half a pizza:D
    28. Stepped on a bug? Yup.. I'm a bug killer.
    29. Rode a horse? Poney!!!
    30. Been seen naked by someone not your doctor or family member? noope.
    How Many
    31. TVs are in your house? 6.
    32. People have you kissed? 3.
    33. Chairs are in the room you are in now? 0.
    34. Best friends do you have? One really really really really close friend.
    35. PCs or laptops are in your house? No PCs but three laptops.
    This or That?
    36. Summer or Winter? Summer
    37. Strawberry or Banana? Strawberryy
    38. Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift? T-Swift<333333
    39. Eminem or Kanye West? EMINEM IS MY HOMIE<333
    40. Vegetables or Fruits? Fruits... sweet<33333
    41. Books or Movies? Usually movies but I've read lots of books that I like.
    42. Hugs or Kisses? Kisses with boys but hugs with family members<3333
    43. Rock or Pop? Pop. One Direction is Pop so Ha-Ha.
    Name The Last Person That...
    44. Hugged you? Alyssa... we were taking pictures.
    45. Kissed you? my father.... KISSED HIM G'NIGHT!
    46. Thanked you? Mama
    47. Flirted with you? No one.. i'm an awkward penguin!(;
    48. Insulted you? My brother! lol he's a love.
    49. Made you laugh? Alyssa is hilarious.
    50. Made you cry? Life. That's the last person.
    Lasts
    51. Ate? Cereal!!!
    52. Drank? Waterrrrr
    53. Texted to? My mom............
    54. Word Spoke? "Mm."
    55. Time cried? I'm not sure
    56. Time laughed? A second ago..
    Firsts
    57. Best friend? Alyssa<33
    58. Crush? Andrew Johnson in Kindergarten.
    59. Boyfriend? That actually counted? Nick, i guess.
    60. Dog? Krissy.
    61. Kiss? Andrew Johnson kissed my pinkie in K but legit... Ethan. </3
    62. Took steps? I don't know? How can I remember!
    Random
    63. Do you own any brand shirts? Of course !
    64. What languages do you know? English. That is all. I'm white b!tchezzzz
    65. Do you like to sing? Yeah(: love too on my own time of course.
    66. Are you competitive? Depends.... who am I fighting against? ??
    67. What are you afraid of? Clowns, Love, losing family/friends, and overall bad things!
    68. Who do you miss? My Grandpa.
    69. Are you a virgin? NOPE! JUST KIDDING... YESSS! I'M A VIRGIN.
    70. Do you like photography? Yeah(:

  9. basketballchickkforeveer1 basketballchickkforeveer1
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:33am UTC
    My Life ..
    *Going around my house singing opera *
    I have no life .
    Im gonna die alone .
    Its official . FOREVER ALONE !!!!
    * See my cat *
    * Me and my cat stare at each other for a while *
    KITTTTTTY ! COME HERE !!!!
    *Chase my cat around the house*
    *Finally get a hold of her ..*
    I love you kitty . And guess what ? Im gonna die alone . And your gonna be my cat . And your gonna die with me .
    Cat : *stares at me for 5 seconds and tries to run*
    Me : alright , alright . I get it .
    *Goes to make pancakes.*

  10. thesweetheart thesweetheart
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:33am UTC
    why do i always fall for your type

  11. YourCreepyUncle YourCreepyUncle
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:33am UTC
    Witty has been kind of boring me lately.

  12. rockstar263 rockstar263
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:33am UTC
    Whenever Call Me Maybe comes on im all
    "OMG not again!"
    But then im all "I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL, DON'T ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL.."

  13. 90kids 90kids
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:34am UTC
    You're a 90's kid if you remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.

  14. *Hooligan* *Hooligan*
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:35am UTC
    Dad: "A little birdy told me your doing drugs..."
    Me: "You're talking to birds, yet I'm the one doing drugs? "

  15. shelbster shelbster
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:35am UTC
    When a girl wants to kiss you:: She plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles her
    fingers, and waits for you to make a move.
    When a boy wants to kiss you:: Smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the
    right moment to make a move.
    When I want to kiss you: I stare at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how
    ugly I am, and that I'll die alone with approximately 73 cats.

  16. sarahjh55555 sarahjh55555
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:35am UTC
    What happens when I'm bored on a Thursday night!
    Basics
    1. Name: Sarah (:
    2. Age: 13
    3. Height: 5' 5" and a half (;
    4. Date of Birth: 25th January.
    5. Eye Color: Brown.
    6. Religion: Christian.
    7. Sexuality: Straight.
    Looks
    8. Hair Color: Just plain brown.
    9. Eye Color: Umm..^
    10. Weight: Idk my exact weight.
    11. Skin Tone: Tan (:
    12. Piercings/Tattoos: Ears.
    13. Jewelry: None right now.
    14. Build: Skinny and boney..
    Personality
    15. Funny or Serious? More funny than serious.
    16. Hard working or lazy? Both.
    17. Flirty or reserved? Not sure...
    18. What is the first thing people notice about your personality? Idk, ask people!
    19. Are you more caring or sympathetic? Both.
    20. Are you sporty, artistic, bookworm or sciency? Artsy and kind of sporty.
    Have You Ever
    21. Slapped someone in the face? Yeah.
    22. Lost touch with a good friend? Hmm...I think so.
    23. Kissed someone for a dare? Nooo.
    24. Drank alcohol? No!
    25. Broke a bone? Never.
    26. Got chickenpox? Mhmm.
    27. Ate a whole pizza to yourself? Oh gosh no.
    28. Stepped on a bug? Duh!
    29. Rode a horse? Yes!
    30. Been seen naked by someone not your doctor or family member? Not answering that...
    How Many
    31. TVs are in your house? 2.
    32. People have you kissed? Zero.
    33. Chairs are in the room you are in now? 2 and a couch.
    34. Best friends do you have? 4.
    35. PCs or laptops are in your house? One laptop.
    This or That?
    36. Summer or Winter? I don't know!
    37. Strawberry or Banana? I prefer banas.
    38. Justin Bieber or Taylor Swift? Taylorrrr.
    39. Eminem or Kanye West? Neither.
    40. Vegetables or Fruits? Veggies.
    41. Books or Movies? Books.
    42. Hugs or Kisses? Hugs.
    43. Rock or Pop? Pop.
    Name The Last Person That...
    44. Hugged you? Liddy?
    45. Kissed you? No one that wasn't family.
    46. Thanked you? Liddy.
    47. Flirted with you? Liddy (: justkiddinggg.
    48. Insulted you? Liddy...pssh that girl thinks she runs this whole town. (:
    49. Made you laugh? Liddy and Christine being idiots. (aka, themselves.)
    50. Made you cry? I don't remember.
    Lasts
    51. Ate? Goldfishies. (:
    52. Drank? Milk.
    53. Texted to? Carly.
    54. Word Spoke? "He's Harry Styles, he runs around naked all the time!"
    55. Time cried? I don't remember.
    56. Time laughed? Like, 2 seconds ago.
    Firsts
    57. Best friend? Shannen.
    58. Crush? Some kid name Aiden.
    59. Boyfriend? Erm...Jack...
    60. Dog? Sargeant (:
    61. Kiss? None yet.
    62. Took steps? Um I was like 1.
    Random
    63. Do you own any brand shirts? Yeah.
    64. What languages do you know? English, barely some German, and about to learn French.
    65. Do you like to sing? Yeahhhh!
    66. Are you competitive? Eh, not really.
    67. What are you afraid of? A lot of stuff.
    68. Who do you miss? Nobody right now.
    69. Are you a virgin? Yes!
    70. Do you like photography? MY LIFE.

  17. meowlikeacat meowlikeacat
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:36am UTC
    whatever life gives you, even if it hurts, just be strong and act like the way you always do, because strong walls shake but never collapse.

  18. amac09z amac09z
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:36am UTC
    what about me?
    Im your pal, your bestfriend, dont I matter?
    monsters inc<3 gotta love it.

  19. Raymatts Raymatts
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:36am UTC
    Me and all my friends
    our parents were right,
    and we're growing up faster
    than I ever thought we might

  20. livcon9 livcon9
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 12:36am UTC
    Giving relationship advice without even being in a relationship...

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