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Quotes added on Wednesday, August 8 2012

  1. ponypigtialgirl ponypigtialgirl
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:25am UTC
    I try to keep it real
    i2
    if ya know what I'm sayin'

  2. Diamond5Princess Diamond5Princess
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:25am UTC
    If I live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day
    So I never have to live without you.
    ♥winnie the pooh

  3. barbie90210 barbie90210
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:25am UTC
    that trippy moment when you feel like things are crawling on you, but then you realize it was just a peice of hair.

  4. CourtneeeyCraft CourtneeeyCraft
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:26am UTC
    Im so athletic. I surf ...
    the internet.

  5. fulloffun101 fulloffun101
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:26am UTC
    I love the taste of my salty tears

  6. maxiemax456 maxiemax456
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:26am UTC
    Describe your ex
    using only movie titles

  7. ThatShyGirl ThatShyGirl
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:26am UTC
    Today, my family was in the parking lot of a restaurant, pulling into another parking lot to get on the road, when a guy comes up to us, waving his lit up phone. My brother (driving), rolls down the window, and asks "Hey man, are you okay?"
    The man had been in my home town for four hours and lived over an hour away. Out of money and very low on gas, he started asking people for money, offering his phone in exchange. When my brother pulled $2 (all we had in cash between me, my mom, and my brother) and handed it to the man, he said "Sorry I couldn't give you more, but that's all I have right now."
    The man replied "Anything us helpful. Thank you for being so nice. You are the only helpful people I've asked today. One man told me to go kill myself." A few more exchanging if words, and we were off.
    Two things for me came from this story.
    1. I am proud of my brother.
    2. People can be so conceited that even when a 30 something year old man, looking awfully tired, having a string of bad luck, and worn quite down asks for any amount of money, even just a dollar, will turn thier heads away, some even saying "Go Kill Yourself."

  8. GirlsLikeBoys GirlsLikeBoys
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:27am UTC
    that awkward moment,
    when you hear everyone turn the page of their test, and your still on the first question..

  9. Who_Am_I_Now Who_Am_I_Now
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:27am UTC
    Dear You,
    Give me a second to properly put that into words. My head is still a little fuzzy with pleasure. When I can adequately get my thoughts out I’ll post letter eighty three but for now…all I can say is amazing.
    So much love,
    Me

  10. i_will_awake_down_the_line i_will_awake_down_the_line
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:27am UTC
    that feeling when your rubbing your eyes
    and you dont have makeup on


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. FallenAngelbvbSixx FallenAngelbvbSixx
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:27am UTC
    Ok, I don't understand anything anymore. My mom likes to start fights with me for no reason, and blames me for everything. Exmp- My little sister went back home from my dad's early cuz she couldn't handle his gf, so she blamed me and said I need to try harder. Wtf? Than she told me about this dude *over the phone so you could tell the tone in my voice. I was like, "Oh really? Wow Mom, that's great!" Not being sarcastic, but sincere. Tonight she told me that she told the guy she wasn't interested in a reationship like she was before, and I couldn't understand so I asked her why, quite a few times *it was a string of her explainging NOTHING, so I kept asking. She snapped at me for asking than said it was MY fault because I started this, I don't understand what I did! I'm seriously ready to just end it ALL.

  13. shortyac1357 shortyac1357
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:27am UTC
    I don't want to swim; I want to preform.

  14. pandabear13 pandabear13
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:28am UTC
    whenever people compliment me, they always say I look nice. I have only got the compliment of pretty from my one friend. but I have never got the compliment of beautiful. this is not for attention I just wanted to say it

  15. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:28am UTC
    I'am just really in love with my witty profile right now.
    Ehehe. :]
    <3

  16. LifeIsAMovie LifeIsAMovie
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:28am UTC
    when I just want to be alone,
    Everyone bothers me.
    when I just want to be loved,
    Nobody's there.
    Cookiedoughformats

  17. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:28am UTC
    If you watch mean girls backwards, its about a girl who gets so unpopular that she moves to Africa...


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. Diamond5Princess Diamond5Princess
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:29am UTC
    Love is taking a few steps backward maybe even more
    To give wat to the happiness of the person you love.
    ♥winnie the pooh

  20. ashleylentz16 ashleylentz16
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2012 12:29am UTC
    It doesn't matter what people think about cheerleading, if it's something that you love to do than that's all that counts <3

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