Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Quotes added on Saturday, August 4 2012

  1. frostedflakesaremorethangoodtheyregreat frostedflakesaremorethangoodtheyregreat
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:06am UTC
    People that don't care about anyone, but expect everyone to care about them. It's not right.

  2. AwkwardPoster AwkwardPoster
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:06am UTC
    I'm the man who had the cheese.
    I'm the man who had the jerky.
    We put 'em both together,
    and yeah, it really worky.
    Cheese jerky.
    Say what.
    Say what.
    Cheese jerky.
    Say what.
    Say what.

  3. krissymore19 krissymore19
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:07am UTC
    i hate when people pour my cereal .
    they dont know how much milk i like .
    they dont know how much cereal i like
    .
    they dont know me
    .they dont know my life.
    they dont know what ive been through .

  4. FunRandomness FunRandomness
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Me and crush:
    Him: *talking to friends*
    Me: *sitting behind a bush watching him*
    Him:
    Me:
    Him:
    Friend: Lauren go to class.
    Me: BUT THIS IS HOW PEETA FELL IN LOVE WITH KATNISS.

  5. liveloveski2300 liveloveski2300
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Hugging a tall guy
    best feeling in the world <3

  6. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:07am UTC
    If you don't like me
    say it straight to my face
    instead of talking behind my back
    I'll at least respect you for it.

  7. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:07am UTC
    i wonder what inspired God

  8. dukey95 dukey95
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:08am UTC
    format by savxoxo12. If you remove this, I WILL know and you WILL be reported.
    Who Else Remembers When Silly Bandz Were Cool?♥

  9. WritePrayLove WritePrayLove
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:08am UTC
    Doublle Date
    Part One
    Hair dye. It was the fruity, pasty scent of hair dye that I inhaled as I entered the Fields residence.
    “Scarlett, are you dying your hair?” I heard my best friend’s mom, Julia Fields, shout from the kitchen. There was no response.
    I decided to investigate for myself. I followed my nose into the bathroom where I saw Scarlett leaned over the sink running water through the ends of her hair. She looked up at me with a pleasant expression.
    “Hey Tessa.” Scarlett greeted me. Scarlett has been my closest friend ever since sixth grade when we sat by each other on the first day of junior high. She knows every detail about me, and I know her so well I can practically read her mind. Just like I knew that she was dying her hair just so she could have something about her that stood out from others. She’s been talking about dying the tips of her wavy chocolate brown hair blue, but I never thought she’d actually do it.
    “How long is it going to take you to finish doing that?” I asked Scarlett. “I told my mom we’d be at my house in twenty minutes. She’ll drive us there where we’ll meet my cousin Joey and his friends, and he’ll drive us home.” Our town, Fairview, was having its annual Fourth of July carnival. Even though Fairview is a small Jersey town, it’s only twenty five minutes from Manhattan, so the festival was always crowded.
    “I’m just washing it now.” Scarlett informed me. “Then I’ll get dressed and we’ll be ready to go. Is it okay if Morgan hangs out with us too? I haven’t seen him in forever since my mom won’t let us go on dates. I don’t get why. I’m fifteen, and he’s nineteen. Big deal.”
    Scarlett stood up and wrapped her hair in a towel. I followed her across the hallway into her bedroom. I stayed on her bed and waited while she changed out of her sweats and into her purple floral shirt and high-waisted jean shorts. Once we were both ready we traveled down the street to my house. My mom’s Jeep was running in the driveway, awaiting our return.
    It was about a ten minute drive until we hit the traffic. My mom wasn’t planning on staying with us, so she just pulled over and we went the rest of the way by foot. The carnival looked as beautiful and nostalgic as ever. The first thing you notice upon entering next to the giant blow up of Uncle Sam was a Ferris Wheel towering over everything. There were plenty of other rides as well. I noticed a merry-go-round, a ride that spun and went upside down, a stage with a band playing cover music, a funhouse, and plenty of booths selling elephant ears and lemonade. There was also a dunk tank with a patronizing clown seated inside of it. Of course, that’s where Joey was.
    Joey was wearing khaki shorts and a Mets shirt with the sleeves cut off. He had his black hair gelled into a Mohawk. Once he threw the baseball hard enough to knock the clown into the water, he turned around and placed his arm around his girlfriend, Hannah, and began chatting with his two best friends, Alex and Paul. Alex and Paul were with their girlfriends. I approached them and joined their conversation about what colleges they’d be attending in the fall.
    Scarlett, however, didn’t join us. She stayed where she was, eyes scanning the crowd for her boyfriend Morgan. Morgan was a good-looking boy. He had short hair just slightly lighter than Scarlett’s and always dressed in the best clothes. Today he wore a burgundy and white striped V-neck and khaki shorts. Scarlett was forbidden from dating Morgan because of their four year age difference, but they were together anyways. However, their relationship consisted of video chatting and phone calls because Julia, Scarlett’s mom, didn’t allow them to see each other. It only took her about thirty seconds to spot him. She called him over, and the two joined us, hand in hand.
    Authors note: so this is chapter one of my story, it's mostly based on real life.
    I know I took the format, but the cred is still down there... so yeah. enjoy!
    MeeAndYoouFormats
    Wonderstruck_Layouts
    www.wonderstruck.jimdo.com

  10. lovecupcakes lovecupcakes
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:08am UTC
    Give em hell,
    turn their heads
    Gonna live life 'til
    we're dead.
    Give me scars,
    give me pain
    Then they'll say to me,
    say to me, say to me
    There goes the fighter,
    there goes the fighter
    Here comes the fighter
    That's what they'll say to me,
    say to me, say to me,
    This one's a fighter

  11. maddie217 maddie217
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:08am UTC
    very merry unbirthday to you!

  12. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:09am UTC
    _______________________________________________
    ------------------------------
    ______________________________________________
    Sometimes you feel like you are on a never ending rode with no exsits
    my format

  13. foreverfascinatedxx foreverfascinatedxx
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:09am UTC
    ( It's over, what a shame. )
    I GUESS EVERYTHING WAS
    just a little ♥ ♥ ♥ game.

  14. Browneyelover Browneyelover
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:09am UTC
    Happy Birthday David1223197
    your a great friend, and a great listener. so…
    Live it up, Drink it down and firget the bullsh/t because its your birthday.
    ~Luv
    Browneyelover (Michele)

  15. TheStoryBook TheStoryBook
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:10am UTC
    The Outcast.♥
    Prologue
    Meredith Jackson was never the prettiest girl or the smartest girl but she was who she was. She came from absolutely nothing. Her parents both died in a car crash. And soon after she was put into foster care. Then eventually adopted by Josh and Brandon Jackson. Yes, she has gay parents. Her dads wanted her to be gay. They dressed her up as a boy and humiliated her. Everybody picked on her. She was an outcast. Then, she met her best friend. That is where our story starts.
    Hey guys it's OnlyAtNight here attempting at a story account. I know its not good so far. But I promise it will make more sense soon. Please comment if you want to be notified when chapter 1 is up♥ Wish me luck I need it xD

  16. FutureMrsPayne FutureMrsPayne
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:10am UTC
    What happens when Jessie's girl grows up to be Stacy's mom?
    Harry Styles has found a new girlfriend ;).

  17. xoxocandy1313 xoxocandy1313
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Follow me on instagram, I follow back
    @d4ni3_eiuab

  18. peekabooismynamex peekabooismynamex
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:11am UTC
    *Talking about the debate coming up to my dad*
    Me: I hope they don't ask any questions that are too hard. I don't want to start stumbling on words.
    Dad: Don't worry, if you get stuck tell them you're right because I said so.
    Me:
    Dad: And if they don't believe you, you can give them my number.
    Me:
    Dad: And when they ring me,
    Me:
    Dad: I'll tell them I say a lot of things when I'm drunk.
    true story
    nmf

  19. invisiblealways invisiblealways
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:11am UTC
    People that know me
    probably wouldn't believe
    how much I actually cry at night.

  20. behindthesmile3 behindthesmile3
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Bad boys can be
    good for a girl...

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles