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Quotes added on Friday, August 3 2012

  1. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:00am UTC
    One Direction Update
    8/3/12 12:00 AM EDT
    Today was a pretty nice day for the boys. This morning they were in the studio. Niall's mother and stepfather joined them. Then they went out and met some fans.
    This afternoon, Liam and Niall went to Westfield and did a performance in the mall. It was free but was being filmed, probably for the documentary that they are working on!
    This evening, Harry was spending some time with friends who flew into London. Liam was hanging out with his friend Andy again. Niall went home to his apartment in London and is spending time with his mother. Louis and Zayn were not seen.
    Rumors: Harry is taking a trip to Italy. Status: FALSE People have been saying that Harry is going to Italy at some point this weekend but he has friends over now so I honestly doubt it.
    Harry is dating Kate Upton. Status: FALSE She said that she liked Harry but that means nothing. And she has a boyfriend.
    Louis got a new tattoo. Status: FALSE. There is a photoshopped picture of Louis with a tattoo on his right arm. It's not real. He doesn't even like tattoos on himself.

  2. DanielleK DanielleK
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Fave if,
    you know who Steve Kardynal is.

  3. Yourss Yourss
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Don't say it doesn't matter,
    because it's gonna matter to me.

  4. samjam samjam
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:00am UTC
    i wanna be in the olympics just so i can get all the cool clothes they all wear;)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Naomi1027 Naomi1027
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Lazy People Problem:
    Picking up things off the floor with your feet cause you're to lazy to bend down & pick it up.

  7. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    rub their legs together after shaving.

  8. maktub maktub
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Isnt it funny how you go out, let two other guys feel you up, then ontop of that makeout with at least 8 guys, tounge in all. And to top it off, you slept with 2 other completly different guys within the same night. The catche: ive had to ask about every single incident. You didnt tell me. i wasnt worth the truth to you. and yet, in the end of the relashionship, Im the bad guy.

  9. megandeg01 megandeg01
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:02am UTC
    I Cant Find ANYTHING On My Body That I Don't Like. Here, lets start from the top shall we?
    Hair: To thin
    Forehead: To large
    Eyebrows: Almost Unibrow, Not trimmed to the max
    Eyes:Too original
    Nose: Too big.
    Mouth: Too thin.
    Teeth: Too small
    Chin: Plain weird.
    Ears: Imperfect.
    Chest: Too Flat
    Stomach:Not flat.
    Thighs: Too big
    Legs:Not even. bruised and knobby
    Feet: Too big
    Toes: Too Chubby
    Arms: Too flabby
    Hands: Too big
    Fingers: Fat
    Butt: All fat
    Skin:Pimply and freckled.
    See? Nothing I cant find that isn't too imperfect in my eyes.
    Just a vent...

  10. thegirllikesmusic thegirllikesmusic
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Reasons why I don't talk to guys first.
    I'm WAY too awkward.

  11. LeenyBoBeeny LeenyBoBeeny
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:03am UTC
    You've got a lot to say,
    For the one that walked away.

  12. ElloThereLuv123 ElloThereLuv123
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:03am UTC
    format by neversaynever16
    So don't you worry
    You're pretty little
    mind
    People throw rocks
    at things that
    Shine
    and life makes love
    look hard.
    The stakes are
    high
    the waters
    rough
    But this love is
    Ours

  13. Belieber97 Belieber97
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Who wants to be...
    My witty friend... My texting buddy.... my skype buddy? Please comment! i feel like a loner! -_-

  14. AlyssaLovesYou AlyssaLovesYou
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Dear Wishbones, Pennies, Shooting Stars,
    11:11, and Birthday Candles.
    Do your job.

  15. InLoveWithHim1040609 InLoveWithHim1040609
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:04am UTC
    You Know You're Mexican If..
    #48:
    You Eat So Much Sal, Limón And Chile 
    That Your Tongue Is All Cracked Looking

  16. springbabyof96 springbabyof96
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:04am UTC
    im gonna meet someone someday; someone who gives me butterflies. someone who makes me laugh. someone who loves me. someone who i can feel free around, not scared around.

  17. fakesmile8 fakesmile8
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:05am UTC
    I'm losing weight.
    I can't help it.
    I'm sorry...
    Cookiedoughformats

  18. ellykay82299 ellykay82299
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Sure Im a nerd
    Do I care what you think, NO!
    I am me and no one can change me.
    I love the person I am no one can change
    that!
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. ForcingCourage* ForcingCourage*
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Hey I just met you
    And this is crazy...
    but look i really like you and I think we were meant for eachother.
    nmq
    last line from Legend of Korra

  20. forgottenlover forgottenlover
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 12:05am UTC
    I keep trying to put into words how much he means to me but I just seem to be speechless. I can't put into words how much he means to me. Nothing I come up with will ever be enough. For now, I'll stick with these three simple words. I love him.

:)

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