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Quotes added on Sunday, July 8 2012

  1. aubweeexx aubweeexx
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:05am UTC
    come play a song for me on
    your beautiful guitar

  2. CeciliaEvans CeciliaEvans
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Somebody asked me if i knew you. A million
    memories flashed through my mind but i just
    smiled and said I used to

  3. kbaby_oh_snap12 kbaby_oh_snap12
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:06am UTC
    ----* Dont waste your time giving someone a second chance
    when there is someone out there diying for a first. *----

  4. bri321dancer bri321dancer
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Now I just realized, it's better that I cant have you rather than lose you because if I did have you I would be scared to lose you...

  5. LOLkim LOLkim
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Dad:go to bed
    Me: im not tired
    Dad: Don't argue with me just go to bed
    Me; okay :[ *picks up laptop*
    Dad: leave the laptop.
    Me:
    Dad:
    Me:*waits till he goes to bed, grabs laptop and runs*

  6. Jessywessy16 Jessywessy16
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:08am UTC
    excuse me while I look for a sh/t to give..
    oops! Couldnt find one.
    im not SORRY

  7. Tiffers555 Tiffers555
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:08am UTC
    every hottey wit a body needs
    a cutie wit a booty

  8. wittygiraffelover wittygiraffelover
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:08am UTC
    What didn't kill me,
    didn't make me stronger.

  9. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:09am UTC
    Sure mom, i have friends!
    Their names are:
    Wit Teapro-Files
    Yu Tewb
    Tom Blur
    and
    Fred Gerator.
    If you don't get it, say them out loud (;

  10. ChasinMyDreams123 ChasinMyDreams123
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:09am UTC
    Things I miss #4
    Recess.
    ookiedoughformats


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  12. ImNotEasyToGet ImNotEasyToGet
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:09am UTC
    That Awkward Moment #7:
    When You Argue With Your Best-Friend And In The End You Began To Laugh.

  13. Sermons_For_Justice Sermons_For_Justice
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:09am UTC
    You all complain about how hard things are, yet I bet you have never witnessed your best friend go bald and die of cancer at age 9, I bet you didn't spend numerous nights plotting your death, and I bet you didn't become emotionally and physically scared of your dad because he beat you.

  14. Meilody* Meilody*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:09am UTC
    This is who I am. Nobody says you have to like it.

  15. Ggkgriff Ggkgriff
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:09am UTC
    You can tell alot about a person by there iphone.

  16. iJayloveBieber iJayloveBieber
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:09am UTC
    how come in like every single book ever; the weird awkward girl gets the hot guy like this is not how real life works

  17. AzraelEsdras AzraelEsdras
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:10am UTC
    I've been told I could be amodel,but I just don't see it.

  18. makin_it_rain7 makin_it_rain7
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Friend: ohhhh, your parents are so nice!!
    Me: yeah, only because you're here..
    nmf/nmq

  19. lilslugger7 lilslugger7
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:10am UTC
    you know what annoys me ? people on twitter who claim they have "qoutes" & "qouting accounts" . when really they go on witty & take OUR qoutes .

  20. YouGetWhatYouDeserve YouGetWhatYouDeserve
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Aw, How cute.
    You thought I actually wanted to hear your opinion.

:)

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