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Quotes added on Sunday, June 3 2012

  1. mlsunny mlsunny
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:10am UTC
    1+1= window
    2+2= fish
    3+3= eight
    7+7= triangle
    Only smart people would get this (:

  2. rockinsocks41498 rockinsocks41498
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:11am UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    Your school gets out for summer at the end of May
    and you can't wait for swimming and shorts,
    but the first week it's 60 and you're in sweats playing Yahtzee in your friend's basement;)

  3. monkeysbutt monkeysbutt
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:11am UTC
    i don't like you... i freakin love you

  4. jbiebs296 jbiebs296
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:11am UTC
    I swear my brain is 85% song lyrics

  5. xsophx22 xsophx22
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:11am UTC
    THE SUMMER OF 2012: A ONE DIRECTION STORY
    HARRY & I
    We stepped off of the bus. Just then it started downpouring. The crack of thunder made me jump. "You ok babe?" Harry asked me chuckling. "Yea, I'm fine.." I replied laughing. We were both completely soaked from head to toe at the time... His eyeslashes had beads of water dripping off of them. My hait went from pin straight, to wet and curly in seconds. He looked at me smiling... "What?" I said to him. He didn't respond, he just smiled is cheeky smile. He pulled me into his arms, and looked into my eyes. Slowly, his lips touched mine... He kissed me.... and it couldn't be more perfect. A few minutes later, he looked at me. He said "you know how I've been waiting for that passionate kiss in the rain?" "yes" I said so happy that it finally happened. "Well, I don't have to wait anymore... it finally happened." I cried once more, hugging him tightly. "Come on, let's go inside and catch up with the others.
    LOUIS & MELISSA:
    "Hey Mel look what I have." "What is it Lou?" Melissa asked cheerfully. "I brought one of my favorite movies with me, love actually... It sounds cheesy, but I love this movie." Louis said chuckling. "I love that movie too Lou!" "Let's go watch it! Mel continued. Louis guided Melissa to the lift. The two of them stepped into the lift and up onto the third floor. Louis took out the room key and shoved it into the slot. The two of them cuddle on the couch for the rest of the night. "Louis?" Melissa said. "Yea Mel?" Louis replied. "Don't leave me too soon." Melissa said worried. "Melissa, I never will." Louis replied... He kissed her passionately.
    LIAM & COLBY
    "Liam, what have people been saying about our picture?" Colby asked Liam as they walked into his hotel room. "I don't know, let me check." Liam replied curiously. "I hope it's good things." Colby said worried. "Colby, I'm sure it's nothing bad, my fans would never do anything like that." Liam told Colbie. He logged onto his twitter and scrolled to the picture of him and Colbie. The comments were very polite and caring. Some of them said: Aww Liam she's beautiful, you got lucky on this one :]. Liam replied I know I did.:] "See Colby, I told you there were no bad comments." "That's a relief." Colby said happily. "Now, let's just watch some films on TV k babe?" Liam asked Colby. "Of course!" Colby said smiling.
    NIALL & DERRIAN
    "Babe, you want to go get some food at the cafe?" Niall asked Derrian. "Niall its 12" Derrian said to Niall. "So, I'm hungry, and you must be considering all you've had to eat is a bag of popcorn and a pepsi." Niall said to Derrian. "Yeah, that's true... Wait how did you know?" Derrian said to Niall. "Well, to tell you the truth, I looked at you the whole time we were performing... Not to sound like a stalker, but I basically watched you the WHOLE time in concert." Niall admitted. "Really?" Derrian said. "Yeah" Niall sounded ashamed. "I don't mind that Niall, I was a fan at the time, now, I like you for who you are." Derrian told Niall. Niall smiled. "Now, how about some food?" Niall and Derrian held hands as they walked through the hotel lobby into the cafe.
    ZAYN & SOPHIE
    "Do you want to go upstairs or do you want to hang out in the lobby for a little while?" Zayn asked Sophie as they walked in holding hands. "I guess we should just stay down in the lobby." Sophie told Zayn. "Alright then, I'm just going to go to the bathroom." He told Sophie. Zayn walked through the lobby into a corridor following the signs that said "RESTROOMS". Zayn whipped out his phone. He had gotten a text message. He was paying no attention and ran into a girl, knocking her down. "Oh my god I'm so sorry!!!" Zayn said helping the girl up. "It's ok" The girl said taking Zayn's hand and brushing her pants off. She had beautiful brown eyes. Her brown hair curled down her back in waves. Her smile was beautiful. Zayn stopped. He thought she was beautiful as well as Sophie was. "H- hi... I-I-I'm Zayn" Zayn said stuttering. "Hello, I'm Skye! Skye said smiling. It's nice to meet you. Aren't you in One Direction?" Skye asked. Zayn smiled a half smile. "Yea!" Zayn said happily. "Well, I'm a huge fan of you!!!" Skye said... "You're amazing and I love your music!" She continued. "Thank you that means a lot!" Zayn replied. "Well then I guess I'll see you around sometime?" Skye said. "Yea... Deffinately!" Zayn continued. "Good... Well, bye Zayn nice meeting you!" Skye yelled as she walked away. "Bye, nice to meet you too!" Zayn called cheerfully.
    LEXIE, NATALIE & HANNAH
    "I'm gonna go catch up with Zayn and Sophie" Hannah said to lexie and Natalie. She rushed to the lobby to find Zayn crying. "Zayn... what happened???" Hannah said to Zayn. "I met this girl near the restrooms and I want to get to know her but I already kissed Sophie!" Zayn told Hannah... "What do I do?" He continued. "Zayn, what I would do, is maybe tell Sophie that there is a girl that you met and say you're really good friends... Take her out to dinner, then if she has a great personality, tell Sophie the news, and ask her to still be friends." Hannah said to Zayn comforting him. "Thanks Hanah, you always know what to say." Zayn said to her.
    "Let's go to the arcade!!!" Lexie said to Natalie. " But I want to go to the hotel room." Natalie chimed in. "Nat, you're boring me to death... Let's go to the arcade!." Lexie said chuckling. "Ok, fine, Let's go to the arcade!" Natalie finally gave into Lexie.
    FEEDBACK~ IDEAS. I added another girl that I've been talking to on witty named skye. She's a really nice girl. She has her own 1D stories check them out Ill comment her username <3 LOVE YOU<3 ~sophie

  6. TakeYourHandInMine_ItsOursTonight TakeYourHandInMine_ItsOursTonight
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:12am UTC
    summer 2012, here i come.
    It's seriously going to be the best
    summer i'll ever have.
    And i'm going to make it last. (:

  7. caseyxoxo caseyxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:12am UTC
    if you wanna be a charcter in my story fave this.
    you
    Format: twilightgirl995

  8. ilovevolleyball ilovevolleyball
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:12am UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    Bruno Mars cant catch the Grenade for you because he's having a "Lazy Day"

  9. like2balive1234 like2balive1234
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:12am UTC
    I hate the moment
    when suddenly anger
    turns into tears.

  10. ChaoticBeautyxo* ChaoticBeautyxo* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:12am UTC
    I don't believe that we will be together forever, but when I think about being with anyone else it doesn't feel right.
    I love you. ❤

  11. suicideemo14 suicideemo14
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:12am UTC
    If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

  12. iLoVeHimHeLoVeShEr iLoVeHimHeLoVeShEr
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:13am UTC
    I'm so done right now.... So D.O.N.E.

  13. livetodance987 livetodance987
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:13am UTC
    i really like you and i knew you liked someone else... i mean okay whatever it doesnt even seem like she liked you back. you know i like you and all you said was that you were flattered... you started acknowledging me into your life and i thought that was a good sign but i guess i was wrong.... and now its too late to tell you how i feel because now youre with her..

  14. sierra234 sierra234
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:14am UTC
    why did you have to do this to me what did i do i said that if you didnt want to go out then just say and we dont have to i will if you want to and by me finding out things is not a good thing it makes me think that you only went out with me to make me happy and you wernt happy about it so what is up with you you broke my heart once already why do you have to do it agian its not right and it kills me on the inside to hear this fro someone ealses mouth and not yours you must really like to brake my heart because you seem to do it a lot and just FYI i am not going to come running to you i dont feel the same way any more at all and we usedto be as closes as brother and sisster but i dont even think we can be that any more ok so why dont you just get out of my life forever

  15. Sophia3214 Sophia3214
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:14am UTC
    She's just standing there,
    the sea breeze whipping through
    her inky black locks.
    The sunshine beats on her back,
    a brutal punishment to someone wearing
    a cloak of darkness,
    gloves of danger,
    a skirt of despair,
    a heart filled with death.
    So this is the first stanza to a poem I wrote..... And, if you like it, I'll show the rest. :)
    Thanks for reading it even if you don't like it.

  16. blonde_blueyes_breakable blonde_blueyes_breakable
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:15am UTC
    I'm forced to fake
    a smile, a laugh
    Everyday of my life
    I_Dont_Know©


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. ilovevolleyball ilovevolleyball
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:15am UTC
    That Awkward Moment When
    you notice 3.14 is pie backwards

  19. Seth Seth
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:16am UTC
    So Emhh, Hey Guys and Gals,
    Who needs a Friend?(:

  20. MoonShine MoonShine
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2012 12:16am UTC
    Life is a math equation
    add in the positives, multiply the good times, subtract the negatives,
    and divide the drama♥

:)

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