Quotes added on Friday, June 1 2012

duncann98
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June 1, 2012 12:07am UTC

School's out for summer.
School's out forever.
nmf
School
x
▼N

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crazyMCRfangirl
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:08am UTC

Friend:"Call me maybe"
Me:"Get up and go!" (^*.*)> <(*.*<)
<(*.*^) (>*.*)>

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Mickey_MsDanger
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:09am UTC

PLEASE READ! IT WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE! HELP SAVE AN INNOCENT LITTLE GIRL! :'(
Three most deadliest words in the world "It's a girl"
Have you ever considered what life would be like if your entire purpose of life was defined by only one thing: your gender? While this doesn’t seem beyond reality, what if it actually was what determined your very own death?’
It turns out that this is a bigger issue than anything anyone ever thought. women are being killed every year, simply because they are female. They haven’t made any mistakes, or broke any rules. They are simply female.
The current estimates of these deaths have risen to close to 200 million a year. That’s a tremendous number, and is one that has passed the amount of Holocaust Deaths.
This is ridiculous!
Abortion must stop!
This

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Water307
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:09am UTC

&&Who else dances
in the middle of class
when you're bored?

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FunkyNoodle
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:10am UTC

My cats are my best friends and I love them.
Today is their birthday.
Edgar is turning 4
Lulu is turning 2.
Can I get 6 favs for mah kitties?

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AustinH
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:10am UTC

Does anybody else remember the Brave Little Toaster?!

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Foxy26
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:10am UTC

Life is short.
Smile while you still
:) have teeth. (:

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lilsoccergirl
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:11am UTC

I'm not your Plan B.

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SavannahIsACookie
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:12am UTC

It takes millions of people to complete the world,
but it only takes one to complete mine.♥

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TakeYourHandInMine_ItsOursTonight
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:12am UTC

Depression isn't an act.
Eating disorders aren't phases.
Suicide isn't a coward's escape.
Self-harming is not a cry for attention.
Stop acting like you know everythink, and don't judge.

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AustinH
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:12am UTC

Kissing a girl on the cheek= Cute
Kissing a girl on the mouth= awesome
Kissing a girl in front of her ex= BOSS.

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_brotips
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:13am UTC

brotips #655
not everyone that changes
loses themselves in the
process. some of them find
themselves.
brotips.com

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_brotips
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:13am UTC

brotips #656
refusing help from someone
isn't "manly"; it just makes
you even more out of luck.
brotips.com

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AustinH
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:14am UTC

That moment when
you have an annoying song stuck in your head during a
test.

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Misc_Sam
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:15am UTC

Seriously people! MYOB! Was I talking to you? No? The don't barge into my conversations! Sheesh! Rude much.

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cupcake_lover88
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:16am UTC

ok so u guys wanted a mobile site steave did that
you guys wanted cha he did that
and instead of bein greatfull u complain about howw theres no chat on the mobile site seriously give him a break u guys im sure he wants to make us happy but i love witty jst the way it is i didnt thnk we needed chatt or anything(:

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Mybabyxxoo
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:17am UTC

when my phone is on slient i get 10 miss calls
when my phone is NOT on slient i get 0 calls

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AustinH
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:17am UTC

Someone: "FAIL!"
Me: "Sorry, but I didn't ask for what happened to your dad's condom."

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Foxy26
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:20am UTC

Her: Ohmagawd! He was the biggest mistake of my LIFE! I can't believe I fell for him!
Me: My biggest life mistakes happen to be hair cuts...>.<

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WhyCantYouBeMine
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 12:23am UTC

If only he knew,
He is the reason why my smile is a little faker and my wrists are a little uglier.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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