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Quotes added on Friday, May 4 2012

  1. HollieJayde HollieJayde
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 12:34am UTC
    You find a pencil on the floor...
    When you were 6:
    Whose pencil is this?
    Now:
    Cool, free pencil!

  2. Cassielovessierra Cassielovessierra
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 12:35am UTC
    That awkward moment when you yawn & your eyes get teary, then people ask you why you're crying.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 12:35am UTC
    Some say that life is too short.
    I say, life is to long.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. Popstar949 Popstar949
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 12:35am UTC
    I like my boyfriend (;

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  7. TurtleTot456 TurtleTot456
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 12:36am UTC
    I Wanna Know, Have you Ever Seen The Rain..♥
    *Haha, I Love this!

  8. HollieJayde HollieJayde
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 12:37am UTC
    OH COOL it's
    bendable!
    *SNAP*
    never mind...

  9. mintzfranco mintzfranco
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 12:38am UTC
    Please, please, PLEASE stop laughing.
    You don't know how much it hurts

  10. bizzlebelles bizzlebelles
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 12:38am UTC
    "if only".
    bibizzlebellesb

  11. Justagirl8694 Justagirl8694
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 12:39am UTC
    i just discovored one direction!
    -i think i fell in love

  12. vrdahl vrdahl
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 12:39am UTC
    Yes Daddy.
    I did lie to you.
    Yes Daddy, I told you I would never smoke.
    Yet I do.
    But you also lied to me.
    You said you'd never leave me.
    Yet you did.

  13. natstone natstone
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 12:40am UTC
    Type Your Name: bubbles
    Type Your Name W/ ur eyes Closed: bybbles
    Type Your Name With Your Elbows: bhuj nb bnle
    Type Your Name With Your Nose:bubbles
    BASH YOUR HEAD ON THE KEYBOARD: 76yuhvgbfgfvb
    Repost This, Erase The Answers Though! :)

  14. LoL23 LoL23 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 12:40am UTC
    Fave Everything <3

  15. BeccaBunneh BeccaBunneh
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 12:41am UTC
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    Circles. We're going in circles. Dizzy's all it makes us. We know where it takes us, we've been before.

  16. TurtleTot456 TurtleTot456
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 12:44am UTC
    I'm Gonna Wish I Had A Storm Warning..♥
    -Hunter Hayes.
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  17. natstone natstone
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 12:45am UTC
    Type Your Name: Teen-Teen
    Type Your Name W/ ur eyes Closed: rydhgg8euiv
    Type Your Name With Your Elbows: gvsn bnb p-0gt n
    Type Your Name With Your Nose:tee-nttn
    BASH YOUR HEAD ON THE KEYBOARD: j7hyude-twaytoi nb
    Repost This, Erase The Answers Though! :)


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. i_fell_for_you i_fell_for_you
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 12:53am UTC
    SleepFor others:-A form of rest, a routine, a refreshmenta quiet moment for the mind and bodyor perhaps a hobby.But psych tells us that it's one of the most common escapes.Escape from loneliness, sadness, frustrations, rejections, almost any problem possible.So the next time a friend frequently sleeps, tell them that you're there for them and that you'll listen.Instead of just saying, "Sweet Dreams."

  20. codidavia143 codidavia143
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 12:53am UTC
    I am so glad i am out of the 8th grade and onto highschool so i dont have to deal with the little kid drama!..im a highschooler who is matture and will not let you tear me down!

:)

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