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Quotes added on Saturday, December 31 2011

1. shawn_the_man
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2011 12:01am UTC
   Am I the only one
   who goes oin Witty instead of sleeping, doing homework or chores, going out with friends, or pretty much anything else?
   
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2. ilovemattshhdonttell
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2011 12:01am UTC
   confession 5; i find it impossible to have a guy friend that you dont fall in love withh....
   
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3. l0vely
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2011 12:01am UTC
   Miles away,
   I CAN STILL FEEL YOU LAY YOUR HEAD DOWN ON MY EMBRACE. ∞
   
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4. OctoberDiving
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2011 12:01am UTC
   You might be the reason
   someone cries them self to sleep at night
    
    
   ©octoberdiing
   
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5. RikaaaaCheer
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2011 12:01am UTC
   Chillin' with my boo<3
   
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6. prettyloverforever
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2011 12:01am UTC
   {2012}
   that doesn't scare me one bit.
   nmf
   
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7. sillygirl444
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2011 12:01am UTC
   you light up my world !
   
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8. Kiwixoxo
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2011 12:01am UTC
   Pardon me while I go crawl in a hole away from society.
   
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9. teresiee15
   posted a quote
   December 31, 2011 12:01am UTC
   i really hope the world doesn't end in 2012 because then i would've spent my whole life in school
   
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10. Gracie_says_hi
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:01am UTC
    My little sister: how do people say hi to hello kitty?
    Me: uhh i don't know...Hi?
    My little sister: *starting to laugh*...HELLO..HEllo kitty!
    She though this was the funniest thing in the world!..It had her laughing for about..i don't know..5 minutes?
    (Might i remind you..she's 6)
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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11. dave franco*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:01am UTC
    the awkward moment in class when you confidently shout out the wrong answer.
    
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12. Mofoltz
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:02am UTC
    What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed??
    OH SHEEEEEET!!!!
    
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13. ilovevolleyball
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Nevermind Illl find someone like youu…. HA kidding. I don’t want another a$$hole like you.
    
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14. Suncrazed99
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Even with icylces and snow,
    you are the only thing
    that makes winter a
    wonderland
    So please don't let me melt away.
    
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15. lexienicole10
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:02am UTC
    This is to all the girls ,
    Ending 2011 single
    ♥
    
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16. julialovesmelissa
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Holding grudges over love is ancient artifacts
    
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17. kdemjr
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Slow down my friend.
    b*tch please.
    
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18. emilykay431
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:02am UTC
    ONE.
    I used to think that life would get better. then i stopped expecting it to because it never did.
    
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19. OmGitsCassidy
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Whoever Cody Simpson is singing about …
    is one lucky mother f**ker.♥
    
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20. Randomlifeteen
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Teacher : Cut your phones off , because if i hear it go off im taking it!
    Me: okay *put phone on vibrate*
    
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