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Quotes added on Monday, December 26 2011

  1. xhollister12 xhollister12
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:08am UTC
    O0O
    Merry
    Christmas!
    Jayciecutie01's format
    -jayciecutie01's format-
    Jayciecutie01's format. Don't remove, this took me an hour to make

  2. jtcozzy jtcozzy
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:08am UTC
    dear horror movies, now that I'm older you really arent that big a -- OMG WHATS THAT NOISE?sincerely, sleeping with a night light

  3. liviababy liviababy
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:09am UTC
    Comment me and let's talk!

  4. thebrownsmurf thebrownsmurf
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:09am UTC
    You have a girlfriend.
    please stop being so freaking perfect with me.

  5. Zelda_girl Zelda_girl
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:10am UTC
    Harry Potter:
    Hi, can you save the world for me again?

  6. jbiebsforevs9898 jbiebsforevs9898
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:10am UTC
    Friends are like bras, close to your heart and there for support.

  7. iloveeddiealvarez iloveeddiealvarez
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:10am UTC
    Following someone...
    because they have a cool username

  8. crygirl crygirl
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:11am UTC
    For better or worse, till death do us part
    I'll love you with every beat my heart.

  9. ThatCoolKid87 ThatCoolKid87
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:11am UTC
    i see you riding around town wi t h the girl i love and i'm l i ke... . . . .. .
    HAHA, GAS IS $4 A GALLON.

  10. xxteenxx xxteenxx
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:12am UTC
    [ ] single [ ] taken [✓] climbin' in your window snatchin' your people up.

  11. mslacker mslacker
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:12am UTC
    All this time you were pretending
    so much for my happy ending
    so much for my happy ending
    

  12. bieblover5 bieblover5
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:12am UTC
    2012
    make it count.

  13. mark5e96 mark5e96
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:12am UTC
    That depressing moment when you realize
    the person you were talking to signed off:[[

  14. Zelda_girl Zelda_girl
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:12am UTC
    Justin Bieber:
    Hey, don't touch the hair!

  15. ridethewalrus ridethewalrus
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:12am UTC
    ThoseFacesYouMake;
    when the rollercoaster takes your picture (:

  16. shaeowhore99 shaeowhore99
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:12am UTC
    I NEED YOUR GIRLS HELP!
    so my ex wants to hang out tomorrow and I'll type what he said:
    him: are you gonna trying anything to change my mind (try to get him to come back to me).
    me: no im done trying
    him: oh.
    me: yeah, why did you want me too?
    him: yeah it might help idk.
    me: well do you want me too?
    him:yess.
    do you girls think he is using me??!!

  17. KeepMovingOn94 KeepMovingOn94
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:13am UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    silly little girl..
    ♥ ♥ ♥
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥♥

  18. yousacutiee6969 yousacutiee6969
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:13am UTC
    Sometimes you just need a hug that only a boy can give<3

  19. jtcozzy jtcozzy
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:13am UTC
    Dear self,
    When the cute waitress said " Enjoy your meal " the proper response was not " You too "sincerely, you moron !

  20. MikeyG MikeyG
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2011 12:13am UTC
    allcredittocaptivated
    You can't just jock quotesb
    like its nothing.
    People work hard on them,
    for you to just jock it?
    thats not how it works.

:)

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