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Quotes added on Saturday, September 17 2011

  1. soccercrazy26 soccercrazy26
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:15am UTC
    You can't photoshop that
    ugly
    personality.
    nmf. nmq

  2. hockeyislife hockeyislife
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:17am UTC
    & Does anyone else,
    Love the smell ... At the Gas Station?


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. dontholdyourbreath dontholdyourbreath
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:17am UTC
    loving someone
    who doesn't
    love you back
    is like hugging a cactus the tighter
    you hold on
    the more it hurts

  5. kiara101kms kiara101kms
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:18am UTC
    Fav this for confessions? <3

  6. kelsam901 kelsam901
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:18am UTC
    You swept me off my feet,
    then dropped me on my head.

  7. xSmilexLovexDreamx3 xSmilexLovexDreamx3
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:18am UTC
    You Hug Me,
    Talked to Me,
    Put Your Arm Around Me,
    And Sit With Me.
    I Thought I Was Special.
    until i saw you with her.

  8. freshiegirl1012 freshiegirl1012
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:19am UTC
    There are a few stages in life.
    Young: I love the lion king
    Tween: Omg that movie is so lame
    Teenager: HOLY SH*T ITS PLAYING IN 3D! SOO SEEING THAT!!!!!

  9. martinj13 martinj13
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:19am UTC
    fact.
    things never work out

  10. xXiRaWrUXx xXiRaWrUXx
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:19am UTC
    And I'll be damned if your the death of me

  11. Scorpion1998 Scorpion1998
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:20am UTC
    I wish I could find a website like Witty Profiles but that only guys wrote on it so I could see how they feel. :)

  12. ilovetheboynextstatex98 ilovetheboynextstatex98
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:20am UTC

    If he texts you late at night,
    he loves you.
    Before guys fall asleep they
    always think about the girl
    they truley care about.

    Format by kclove5layouts)

  13. halfempty halfempty
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:21am UTC
    I'm not okay;
    I promise ♥

  14. nathantheboss nathantheboss
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:21am UTC
    this might sound really stupid but i need help from you people -online- to help me with ideas. my schools homecoming is in two weeks. i want to ask this girl ive been into for a while, but i want to make it creative and memorable. what would you want a guy to do to ask you to homecoming? thanks

  15. starocks21 starocks21
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:22am UTC
    Is It Just Me Or Is This Format Getting Old?

  16. DiaDeath DiaDeath
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:23am UTC
    "If you love two people,
    go with the second one,
    because if you truly loved the first,
    would the second even be in your head?"
    Am I selfish for wanting him to break up with her because I'm the second...?
    Who am I kidding...
    I already know the answer to that...

  17. StarryEyed StarryEyed
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:23am UTC
    He basically told me he wanted to date me a couple months ago. Now, he likes some other girl. Possibly more than one. And he quit talking to me, no explanation.
    What did I do?
    Covered his car in sticky notes and wrote on it.
    He deserved it, and I deserve better. What a tool. :)

  18. aliexo12 aliexo12
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:24am UTC
    I hate growing up and loosing everything good you had </3

  19. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:25am UTC
    If I ever win an award, I wanna say something stupid like: "I wanna thank my mom for not aborting me, and my dad for buying cheap condoms!"

  20. dancer36 dancer36
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:25am UTC
    Witty and facebook have taken over my life. <3 nbd...
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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