Quotes added on Thursday, September 1 2011

InjusticeFACTS
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September 1, 2011 12:04am UTC

Injustice Facts:
It would take 2 doses of Valium to make a child
sit as quietly as they do in front of the TV.

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RawrCookiesRawr
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September 1, 2011 12:04am UTC

That awkward moment when you're watching TV with your dad and a Kotex commercial comes on.

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Miss_rosi05
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September 1, 2011 12:04am UTC

Hey Ladies im new to Witty;
any suggestions?!?! :)

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youandme6543
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September 1, 2011 12:05am UTC

HAHAHAHAH I JUST TEXTED MY FRIEND AND WAS LIKE I LOST MY PHONE CAN YOU CALL IT AND SHE CALLED ME LML

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xbeautifulx_Xnightmare
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September 1, 2011 12:06am UTC

The Killers
❤

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MGordonn
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September 1, 2011 12:07am UTC

Do you think horses worry about unicorns, just like humans worry about aliens? O_O?

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mannddyyxoxo
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September 1, 2011 12:07am UTC

<div style=""> <div style=""> <div style=""> And who else agrees that chandeliers make everything seem fancier ♥ </div> </div> </div>
I was going to favorite your quote...
Then you told me too..
♥

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UnWritten~*
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September 1, 2011 12:08am UTC

Could spend a half hour
amusing myself with
bubble wrap.
Just me?<3

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iamclover
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September 1, 2011 12:08am UTC

I Am The Kind of Person #15.....
who could sleep thru shootings, fights, and loud
NOISES!!!!!

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xxcandygirl97xx
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September 1, 2011 12:08am UTC

Mom: What did you buy at the mall?
Me: A poster of Drake.
Mom: Now why would you want a poster of Drake&Josh? Your 14..
I Love My Mom.♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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xomarjoriexo
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September 1, 2011 12:08am UTC

It's September 1st.
5 more days till school.
6 more till my birthday.
New school year.
New age in life.
<3

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laf30
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September 1, 2011 12:09am UTC

you can turn off the sun, but im still gonna shine

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swiffty13
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September 1, 2011 12:09am UTC

Letters to:
Day 1 - Your Best Friend.
Day 2 - Your Crush
Day 3 - Your Parents
Day 4 - Your Sibling. (Or Closest Relative.)
Day 5 - Your Dreams.
Day 6 - A Stranger.
Day 7 - Your Ex-Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Love/Crush
Day 8 - Your Favorite Internet Friend.
Day 9 - Someone You Wish You Could Meet.
Day 10 - Someone You Don't Talk Too As Much As You'd Like Too.
Day 11 - A Deceased Person You Wish You Could Talk Too.
Day 12 - The Person You Hate Most/Cause You Alot Of Pain.
Day 13 - Someone You Wish Could Forgive You.
Day 14 - Someone You've Drifted Away From.
Day 15 - The Person You Miss The Most.
Day 16 - Someone That's Not In Your State/Country.
Day 17 - Someone From Your Childhood.
Day 18 - The Person That You Wish You Could Be.
Day 19 - Someone That Pesters Your Mind. (Good Or Bad.)
Day 20 - The One That Broke Your Heart The Hardest.
Day 21 - Someone You Judged By Their First Impression.
Day 22 - Someone You Want Too Give A Second Chance Too.
Day 23 - The Last Person You Kissed.
Day 24 - The Person That Gave You Your Favorite Memory.
Day 25 - The Person You Know That Is Going Through The Worst Of Times.
Day 26 - The Last Person You Made A Pinky Promise Too.
Day 27 - The Friendliest Person You Knew For Only One Day.
Day 28 - Someone That Changed Your Life.
Day 29 - The Person That You Want Too Tell Everything Too, But Too Afraid Too.
Day 30 - Your Reflection In The Mirror
Dear Parental Figures,
Love you but sometimes you just ask to many questions i want to live my life some of my friends are allowed out past 10 I'm not please I'm just asking for a little freedom. You also get into a lot of fights and I'm scared that one day that you will just split please just stop and dad i am your little girl but I'm growing up and i will ave friends that are guys don't sound so surprised. Mom i will talk to you but not all the time i love you but i need to talk to my friends about my problems' now.
your daughter,
Me

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