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Quotes added on Friday, August 5 2011

  1. soccerdogg25 soccerdogg25
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:06am UTC
    Dear Notifications,
    Yes, I know i commented on my wall, and that i liked my own quote!!!
    Thanks a lot,
    Me

  2. Little Wolf* Little Wolf*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:06am UTC
    I'll never ever do better than you.
    When it comes to your love baby. [x][x][x]

  3. dianamariaroot97 dianamariaroot97
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:07am UTC
    You say I'm your girlfriend?
    Then start acting like a boyfriend.

    format credit: sandrasaurus

  4. ittsshannonnn ittsshannonnn
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:07am UTC
    Im in love with my bestfriend but hes dating my other bestfriend,i don't know what to do anymore. I'm always sad or crying...worst part is i had my chance with him months ago&i didnt take it:/
    Advicee anyonee?please anything with help!

  5. lexxii319 lexxii319
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:07am UTC
    Did you even love me?

  6. GiveMeAnotherChance GiveMeAnotherChance
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:07am UTC
    Give Me Another Chance
    chapter one
    I was in my room painting my toenails pink when my phone vibrated.
    It was a text from Raymond, but everyone calls him Ray.
    He has short but kind of messy black hair. He has bright blue eyes and his skin is a nice even color. Hes tall and muscular but he isn't the most popular guy because he is a little dorky but super sweet and funny. Rays in my grade, we are both sophmores but he is 16 and i am 15 turning 16 soon.
    The text said "hey beautiful;)" he would flirt with me like that.
    But honestly i don't think i'm that pretty.
    I am short but in shape. I also have light brown hair and blue eyes. My hair is longish and i won best hair in 8th grade and i get that i'm pretty a lot. I am pretty tan and i'm part of the popular crowd but not the most popular.
    The most popular girl is Payten. She is tall, blonde, and every guys dream.
    I slid my keyboard open and texted back "Hey Ray"

  7. Ashlaaay Ashlaaay
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:07am UTC
    Who Else LovesThe New Grenade Whistle ?♥(#jerseyshoretalk)

  8. meganheartsmusic22 meganheartsmusic22
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:07am UTC
    those texts that make you smile ;
    & end up making your day.

  9. breeatthedisco breeatthedisco
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:08am UTC
    Pardon me, sir gangster?Your trousers are descending..
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. xoLiviee12 xoLiviee12
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:08am UTC
    I lost my teddy bear .. Sleep with me tonight instead?(;

  11. wishicouldfindyou wishicouldfindyou
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:08am UTC
    I'm sick of the sleepless,
    never ending nights
    I just don't care who was wrong or right
    I'm sick of the rumors and alibis
    I'm so sick of you, sick of all your little lies
    And what you don't know
    Is how great it feels
    To let you go

  12. alliislovex3 alliislovex3
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:08am UTC
    the new Mean Girls
    movie
    makes me want to cry.
    nothing can compare
    to the original.
    who agrees?
    nmf.

  13. NiicKaay NiicKaay
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:08am UTC
    Cross out the things you've done
    Graduated high school.
    Kissed someone.
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Helped someone.
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed.
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter.
    Gone skiing.
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself on accident.
    ...on purpose
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something, by accident and forgot to pay
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Skipped school
    Had lunch detention.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Read more than 20 books a year.
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you shouldn't have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
    Overdosed.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Gone surfing in California.
    Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed your hair.
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS
    Played on a sports team
    snuck out of the house
    swore at a teacher
    gone laser tagging
    been on the TV
    french braided
    skinny-dipped
    driven a car
    performed in front of an audience
    been in love
    had a blonde moment
    been on a train
    seen a ghost
    gone bungee-jumping
    been to Mexico
    crashed a car
    sky dived
    been to your states capitol
    made an 11:11 wish
    drank alcohol
    forwarded a chain letter
    made a mistake

  14. samiiyummii samiiyummii
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:09am UTC
    What's that?
    Sorry I was mesmorized
    by Tumblr. xoxo<3
    samiiyummii

  15. jordynrene jordynrene
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:09am UTC
    can someone tell me how to get pictures on your profile?
    and a pretty layout?
    :)<3

  16. youngwildfreeforever youngwildfreeforever
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:09am UTC
    they can talk forever, they just don't know better <3 .

  17. dreamgirl13 dreamgirl13
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:09am UTC
    Cabine Sono Qui!
    Cabine Sono Qui!
    Cabine Sono Qui!

  18. whybotherx3 whybotherx3
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:09am UTC
    sorry to break it to yah babe ;
    but you're as fake as Barbie .

  19. KawaiiBaii KawaiiBaii
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:09am UTC
    guys look 100 times better
    Wearing a snapback or fitted...♥
    who agrees ?
    format credit: Billyboy
    lacrossex3

  20. puck_slut97 puck_slut97
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 12:09am UTC
    I'm losing him <//3
    to her

:)

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