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Quotes added on Tuesday, August 2 2011

  1. ShellyyGottSkillss ShellyyGottSkillss
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:15am UTC
    last night i lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and i think to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

  2. x_beauty_x x_beauty_x
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:15am UTC
    hi im
    the girl
    of your dreams
    someone
    said you
    were
    looking
    for me.

  3. blazinn blazinn
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:15am UTC
    "When he speaks to you count to three in your head before you answer him...got it?"
    [long pause]
    "I said do you got it!?"
    "I was counting to three!"
    "Not that slowly! We don't what him to think you're retarded!"
    - John Tucker Must Die :)

  4. mustang4life mustang4life
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:16am UTC
    Wait, So your French, but you cant French braid my hair?!?!?!?! :/

  5. boylover56 boylover56
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:16am UTC
    Things that turn Abby and Delaney off #4
    When a guy asks,"So you send pics?"
    Hahaha, good one.
    Another thing you ruined your chances with.
    Nice going ..Idiot.

  6. tomaale1234 tomaale1234
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:16am UTC
    Rawr means I love you in dinosaur, I will rawr forever<3

  7. ily54 ily54
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:16am UTC
    Sometimes I wish....
    I was someone other than me,
    Fighting to make the mirror happy...

  8. ravenboyal20 ravenboyal20
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:16am UTC
    YOU GO GIRL !
    and dont come back ;)
    ItsHappyBunny ! ♥

  9. mandee1428 mandee1428
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:16am UTC
    Dear Math,
    I Don't Want to
    Solve Your Problems,
    I Have My Own to Solve

  10. ZiZi123 ZiZi123
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:17am UTC
    "LONG STORY."
    LOL JK, I JUST DONT WANNA TELL YOU.

  11. xkelsrox918 xkelsrox918
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:17am UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    Dear Men ,
    we can text and pee at the same time
    Sincerely, Girls.
    format by sandrasaurus


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. bailie008 bailie008
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:17am UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    Haters don't really hate you,
    they hate themselves ; because
    y o u ' r e a r e f l e c t i o n o f
    what they wish to be .

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. Lindsey1818 Lindsey1818
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:18am UTC
    THE LAST THING
    I WANT TO DO IS HURT
    YOU... :(
    BUT THAT'S STILL ON THE
    LIST... :P

  15. socccer18 socccer18
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:18am UTC
    Blasting music,
    Pulled back hair,
    Living your life
    W i t h o u t a care ♥

  16. remembermex3 remembermex3
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:18am UTC
    seeing a little kid,
    & thinking,
    "WHOA, YOU'RE GONNA BE HOT ONE DAY."

  17. peta97 peta97
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:18am UTC
    help??????????????????????
    please help me????????
    needs advice????????? D:

  18. Eatmypants Eatmypants
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:19am UTC
    Do you remember
    we were sittin there by the water?
    You put your arm around me ♥ for the first time
    .
    You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter
    You are the best thing
    thats ever been > > MINE.
    format credit: ElenaBieber10

  19. Starfoxx Starfoxx
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:19am UTC
    BIKINI
    BOTTOM.
    Stephen Hillenburg you pervert.

  20. OurConfessions OurConfessions
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:19am UTC
    Confession #367
    I broke down crying at work today
    because I miss him so badly. I'm not okay.
    -anonymous.

:)

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