Quotes added on Saturday, May 28 2011

emoprincess
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May 28, 2011 12:06am UTC

It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them!

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ermina96
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 12:06am UTC

theres always gonna be those awkward moments
when you walk past someone & remember all those good times you once had

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abbsterz12
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May 28, 2011 12:06am UTC

Birth Of A Candy Bar
One PayDay, Mr.Goodbar wanted a Bit O' Honey so he took Miss Hershey's to downtown next to the corner of Main and 5th Avenue. He began to feel her Mounds with his Butterfinger that was pure Almond Joy. It made her Tootsie Roll and he let out a Snickers and she screamed out "Oh Henry! You are even better then the 3 Musketeers!" Soon she became Chunky and 9 months later, Baby Ruth was born.

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Ann Wonderless*
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 12:07am UTC

Today ,
Was Thee' BEST Day Of My LiFE ,
He Asked me Out After gymm
♥

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sowrongitssteff
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 12:07am UTC

Take my hand & we can run away.

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loveshannonxoxo
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 12:08am UTC

When sh·t goes down
And sides are taken;
You find out who was real
And who was fakin

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harajukulover13
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May 28, 2011 12:08am UTC

I hate when people say, "Can I ask you something?" & then say, "Nevermind!" Damn, don't bring it up if you're not going to tell me!

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Therecklessrussian
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 12:08am UTC

-
Wait What?
ok for asecond there I..
YOU A$$!

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brodie114
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May 28, 2011 12:08am UTC

Did you know that most accidents DON'T happen around the house? Most Accidents happen at parties, after someone yells...
"Hey watch this!"

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lovemenotmystory
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 12:09am UTC

I can still feel his arms around me
<3

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Lalalalaurenx3
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 12:10am UTC

Theres always that one girl you just want to punch in the face. Not because you don't like her, but she's flirting with your not yet boyfriend. I know I'm not the only one who wants to :P

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youlovesmk66
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 12:10am UTC

Your like a Penny.
two faced...
and worthless. </3

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miahhhhhmachelle
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 12:10am UTC

If you hate someone, hate them. Just don't fake it while you’re around them.

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PurpleGlasses_
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 12:10am UTC

» I didn't trip «
I was testing gravity
and it still ;
w o r k s
_____x
not my format.

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ILOVEELI
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 12:10am UTC

I like the way you ride with that booty on me...

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Broken4ever
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 12:11am UTC

Sometimes there is no next time, no second chance, no time out.
Sometimes it’s now or never.

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jadanicolegalland64
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 12:11am UTC

and theres always that one girl who you think is really annoying but you don't want to tell her... o.O

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chelseeaa29
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 12:11am UTC

‬
When I tell you I love you,
I don't say it out of habit, or to make conversation.
I say it to remind you,
that you're the best thing that's ever happened to me. <3

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LifeHunter
posted a quote
May 28, 2011 12:12am UTC

not my format
When its all set and done.
All roads lead to the same end.
so its not the road you take
but HOW you take it.

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sowrongitssteff
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May 28, 2011 12:13am UTC

You should always know things aren't always what they seem.

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