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Quotes added on Sunday, April 3 2011

  1. blueberrybabe121 blueberrybabe121
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:19am UTC
    I used to call
    credit cards
    Magic cards.
    jayciecutie01's format,,,, its hidden incase u forgot to credit

  2. saphire2930 saphire2930
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:19am UTC
    My little sister came into my room wearing two pillows. One strapped to her front, and one strapped to her back, when I asked her what they were for she replied "One for friends who will stab you in the back and on is for boyfriends who will stab you in the heart." My sister is 6 =/"!

  3. babyBrii babyBrii
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:19am UTC
    ¸,¡|IvI|¡,¸
    ¹i|¡,¡||i¹
    *I Dare You To Kiss Me*
    [[ <3 ]]

  4. Pistachiox3 Pistachiox3
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:19am UTC
    ❒ Single
    ❒ Taken
    ✔ I'm in love with someone who doesn't love me back

  5. RememberMe101008 RememberMe101008
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:20am UTC
    My hopes are so high,
    That your kiss might kill me.
    So won't you kill me,
    So i die happy.

  6. xblueeyesx0 xblueeyesx0
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:20am UTC
    they say the best feeling in the world
    is when you find out that the guy you like,
    likes you back<3
    i guess i'm still waiting to get that feeling.

  7. saphire2930 saphire2930
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:21am UTC
    Find a guy who calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of HOT. Who calls you back when you hang up on him. Who will lie under the stars and listen to you HEARTbeat, or will stay awake just to see you SLEEP. Wait for the boy who kisses our forehead,who wants to SHOW YOU OFF to the world in sweats. Who holds your hand IN FRONT of his friends, who THINKS you're just as pretty WITHOUT make-up on. The one who is CONSTANTLY reminding you of how much he CARES and how LUCKY he is to have you... The one who turns to his friends & says "That's Her". <3

  8. MrsBieber MrsBieber
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:22am UTC
    /////////////////////////
    Your heartbroken?
    Don't worry, I just found out my crush likes my sister.
    It can't get any worse.
    Just wanted to tell the whole world -_-

  9. youjustlostthegame417 youjustlostthegame417
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:22am UTC
    those witty users
    that you can just tell
    are most likely 43 year old men.
    not my format

  10. behappy15 behappy15
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:22am UTC
    You know you have a great best friend when they respond to your one-letter texts.

  11. miasparkle miasparkle
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:22am UTC
    A true friend will bail you out of jail.
    A BEST FRIEND will be the one sitting next to you in that cell saying:
    "DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN THAT WAS FUN!"

  12. wittygirl2010 wittygirl2010
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:22am UTC
    Dear Tissue Paper ,
    I GOT THIS .
    Sincerely , Push-up Bras

  13. Kassi4308 Kassi4308
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:24am UTC
    Random fact about me......
    My brother abuses me.

  14. saphire2930 saphire2930
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:24am UTC
    99% of guys are hot.
    the other 1% goes to my school
    ©

  15. Chachie11 Chachie11
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:25am UTC
    My worst nightmare is that all of my friends secretly dont like me
    i really think its true
    i convince myself its true every day
    i know there is something wrong with me
    my dad chose alcohol over me
    my body is ugly
    i have acne
    im obnoxious
    im loud
    im annoying
    im a bragger
    i talk to much about things people dont care about
    im just stupid me
    and i will never be good enough for anyone
    ever.

  16. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:25am UTC
    Sometimes when my friends tell me their problems, I want to look them in the eye and say, "I have my own problems. Figure yours out yourself."

  17. hockeyismyfame hockeyismyfame
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:26am UTC
    Those butterflys you get.., When A Boy actually cares About you're Feelings(: <3

  18. saphire2930 saphire2930
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:26am UTC
    I'm sick of the drama.
    I'm sick of the tears.
    When your ready to apologize
    I'm all ears.
    I knew you were a player
    but I thought you retired.
    I love you but
    you're an buthole and now your fired.

  19. lollipopstick lollipopstick
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:26am UTC
    ILY
    Im Leaving YOU

  20. foreverisalie foreverisalie
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 12:26am UTC
    There I was, looking at your face
    before the shadow took you away

:)

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